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The primary goal of this site is to provide mature, meaningful discussion about the Vancouver Canucks. However, we all need a break some time so this forum is basically for anything off-topic, off the wall, or to just get something off your chest! This forum is named after poster Creeper, who passed away in July of 2011 and was a long time member of the Canucks message board community.

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rats19 wrote:Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
Got tasered and died.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Topper wrote:
rats19 wrote:Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
Got tasered and died.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
topah yew arr sootch n ahhhss :wink:
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Two Lions are eating a clown..
and then one lion says to the other..
.."This tastes funny"..
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Lance Armstrong now has more balls than Tour of France titles.
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Topper wrote:Lance Armstrong now has more balls than Tour of France titles.
:D :D :D :D
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Mrs. rat laughed when I read toppers post...
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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
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KNOCK KNOCK......


Who's there??

The Fans!!!


The Fans!!!Who cares!!!

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I like the one in the Sun about the day Buttman got the job as NHL President. HIs buddies in NBA gave him a puck as sparring gift and he spent the whole day trying to open it...
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ukcanuck wrote:I like the one in the Sun about the day Buttman got the job as NHL President. HIs buddies in NBA gave him a puck as sparring gift and he spent the whole day trying to open it...
LOL...he still has no idea whats in it... :crazy: a chip creating an orange zinger on the screen...and both of the US fans said..OH there it is...hahaha
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ukcanuck wrote:I like the one in the Sun about the day Buttman got the job as NHL President. HIs buddies in NBA gave him a puck as sparring gift and he spent the whole day trying to open it...
Nice one :D
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Lance Armstrong, taking his ball and going home.
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Topper wrote:Lance Armstrong, taking his ball and going home.
Sad....not sleep losing sad..but still
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How sad?

Pro athletes cheat.

Dude is fucking rich and he'll be aight for the rest of his life.

Life goes on.
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donlever wrote:How sad?

Pro athletes cheat.

Dude is fucking rich and he'll be aight for the rest of his life.

Life goes on.
Except for the cheaters be never prosper or crime doesn't pay lie.

Life doesnt go on for that crap. why play by the rules, that's obviously stupid. Hilarious that they can't give armstrong's titles to anyone else because so many were on the juice they do t know if there was one poor bastard actually not cheating....

Now that's funny lol
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