Who has been victimized by a hot saleswoman?

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Who has been victimized by a hot saleswoman?

Postby DavidPratt_ » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:23 pm

OK,

Let's get serious here boys. Who here has been in a store, looking around when some extremely attractive saleswoman comes up to you and starts doing the sales pitch. The next thing you know, you're walking out of the store, out $100.00 thinking to yourself, 'why did I F$%^ing buy this?'. Is it just me or has anyone on here been victimized??

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Postby Cookie La Rue » Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:10 am

:lol: The trick is to get out of the store with a date or her phone number...

...then it doesn't matter how much you spend on something useless you really don't need.
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Postby NKCTB7 » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:12 am

I ended up buying two pallets of multi-pack yogurt for $.99/unit.I walked away a happy camper because it also landed me 4 box tickets to a Flames game last year.She was super hot and at the game she introduced me to her even hotter friend.Did I forget to mention that I also sold all the yogurt for $2.49/unit. ;)
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Postby tuzzi44 » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:42 pm

:lol: never happened to me...
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Postby Soundy » Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:48 am

I don't know how many of you shop at Costco, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. The victims are always males, so ladies, please pass this information along to your husbands and male friends.

Here's how the scam works. Two seriously good-looking girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and most likely again tomorrow.
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Postby ververgaert » Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:54 am

Can't talk now! Going to Costco!
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Postby Tukaram » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:06 pm

Laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur and broke my rock diaper.
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Postby cerios » Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:52 pm

My girlfriend is very disappointed and would like it verified if it indeed only happens to men...
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Postby Cornuck » Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:49 pm

It all comes down to if you would rather spend your money on what a 'hot' salesgirl tries to sell you....or beer.

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Postby Grizzly » Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:21 pm

Soundy wrote:I don't know how many of you shop at Costco, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. The victims are always males, so ladies, please pass this information along to your husbands and male friends.

Here's how the scam works. Two seriously good-looking girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and most likely again tomorrow.


Wow ... I wonder what their return policy is !!??? As good as Costco's ??

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