We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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Now she's one of the world's top experts on climate change and infectious diseases!

Just imagine what she will accomplish after she graduates from high school!! :lol:

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Strangelove wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 8:28 pm
Now she's one of the world's top experts on climate change and infectious diseases!

Just imagine what she will accomplish after she graduates from high school!! :lol:

Fucking fucked up world...
One could call her a 'stable genius' :D
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Strangelove wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 8:28 pm
Now she's one of the world's top experts on climate change and infectious diseases!

Just imagine what she will accomplish after she graduates from high school!! :lol:

Fucking fucked up world...
If she ever attends school.

Is Biden on the panel as well? He likes girls with pigtails.

How the fuck is she getting another 15 minutes?
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If Quebec really desires to separate from Canada, I think now is the time.
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Topper wrote:
Fri May 15, 2020 9:19 am
If Quebec really desires to separate from Canada, I think now is the time.
What have they done now?

Can we vote them out of confederation? I'd love to know how many canadians would kick them out
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Topper wrote:
Fri May 15, 2020 7:48 am
Strangelove wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 8:28 pm
Now she's one of the world's top experts on climate change and infectious diseases!

Just imagine what she will accomplish after she graduates from high school!! :lol:

Fucking fucked up world...
If she ever attends school.
Basically a straight A student.

B in home ec, PE, and Swedish
A in art, biology, chemistry, physics, English, French, history, civics, religion, geography, maths, technology, music and crafts.

She only skipped Fridays, and I assume her teachers gave her assignments to make up for what she missed.

She graduated from the Swedish 9 year mandatory primary school last spring but has not attended school this year.
She decided to take a year off before starting our equivalant of high school.
I assume she should be back in school again next fall.

I think she’ll do just fine. Like many others with Asperger’s she seems to do well in academics, and she will probably be able to find a job that suits her. Could probably go into politics when she gets older. I’m sure the Green Party would love to have her on the balott. Or if she prefers to join Greenpeace, Extinction Rebellion or some similar organisation.

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The Brown Wizard wrote:
Fri May 15, 2020 9:33 am
Topper wrote:
Fri May 15, 2020 9:19 am
If Quebec really desires to separate from Canada, I think now is the time.
What have they done now?

Can we vote them out of confederation? I'd love to know how many canadians would kick them out
I’ve long suggested that they should have their own team at the world championships. Should be on par with Finland and the Czechs and could challenge for medals on a regular basis. Canada has enough depth to afford losing them and still start all tournaments as the favourites to win.
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Per wrote:
Fri May 15, 2020 12:29 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote:
Fri May 15, 2020 9:33 am
Topper wrote:
Fri May 15, 2020 9:19 am
If Quebec really desires to separate from Canada, I think now is the time.
What have they done now?

Can we vote them out of confederation? I'd love to know how many canadians would kick them out
I’ve long suggested that they should have their own team at the world championships. Should be on par with Finland and the Czechs and could challenge for medals on a regular basis. Canada has enough depth to afford losing them and still start all tournaments as the favourites to win.
Canada should send teams from Ontario, BC, Quebec, and maybe a Alberta/Sask/Manitoba Prairie team for the World Cup or whatever the next best on best tournament would be. Give the other teams a chance.
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Hargraves has altered his appearance a few times during the pandemic. The seven week beard is gone. The hair has grown back after my kids shaved my dome. And now my daughter gave me an eyebrow like Charlie Puth. I’m thinking hard about bleaching my hair this weekend.
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Doyle Hargraves wrote:
Sat May 16, 2020 7:00 am
Hargraves has altered his appearance a few times during the pandemic. The seven week beard is gone. The hair has grown back after my kids shaved my dome. And now my daughter gave me an eyebrow like Charlie Puth. I’m thinking hard about bleaching my hair this weekend.
Itll for sure help u score wang at the gay bars
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The Brown Wizard wrote:
Sat May 16, 2020 7:44 am
Doyle Hargraves wrote:
Sat May 16, 2020 7:00 am
Hargraves has altered his appearance a few times during the pandemic. The seven week beard is gone. The hair has grown back after my kids shaved my dome. And now my daughter gave me an eyebrow like Charlie Puth. I’m thinking hard about bleaching my hair this weekend.
Itll for sure help u score wang at the gay bars
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I imagine Doyle looks like a heavy set Joes Exotic these days singing his country tunes
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My beard is back in all its glory and my hair is well over my eyes.

All I need now is the Daytons and that chip back on my shoulders!

Oh... and to drop 20lbs. :oops:
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