Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

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Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

Post by Chef Boi RD » Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:05 pm

Begin your submissions

1. Has to be “not drafting Tkachuk
2. Trading a 2nd for Linden Vey
3. Tossing in the 5th with Kassian for Prust
4. Tossing in the 2nd for Gudbranson
5. Sutter contract
6. Sbisa Contract
7. Eriksson contract
8. Not drafting Ritchie
9. Giving Miller a 3 year instead of 2 years
10. Tossing in the 3rd with Pedan for Pouliot
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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

Post by Doyle Hargraves » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:46 am

:lol: this thread is lit!!!

You know you have exposed a troll(s) when....... :lol:
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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

Post by Eddy Punch Clock » Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:02 am

11) Gets his wife to dye his hair for him using a $10.00 box from Shoppers.
12) Was a proffessional D man in the NHL but until Hughes, has shown little to no eye for evaluating defensive talent.
13) His own contract extension
14) Talks slower than Ronald Reagan
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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

Post by Meds » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:24 am

RoyalDude wrote:
Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:05 pm
Begin your submissions

1. Has to be “not drafting Tkachuk
2. Trading a 2nd for Linden Vey
3. Tossing in the 5th with Kassian for Prust
4. Tossing in the 2nd for Gudbranson
5. Sutter contract
6. Sbisa Contract
7. Eriksson contract
8. Not drafting Ritchie
9. Giving Miller a 3 year instead of 2 years
10. Tossing in the 3rd with Pedan for Pouliot
I feel like 5, 6, and 7, are pretty interchangeable.

I would scrap 9 and throw the Forsling for Clendening trade in there.

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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

Post by The Brown Wizard » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:28 am

Eddy Punch Clock wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:02 am
11) Gets his wife to dye his hair for him using a $10.00 box from Shoppers.
12) Was a proffessional D man in the NHL but until Hughes, has shown little to no eye for evaluating defensive talent.
13) His own contract extension
14) Talks slower than Ronald Reagan
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TRY TO FOCUS ON THE SMELL OF HER ASS

:wow:

Dont you wonder why he didnt go in for a smell?
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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

Post by Doyle Hargraves » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:50 am

I can picture Dude doing at the back tables in the Astoria
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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

Post by Cornuck » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:58 am

Two fingers? Just like Reef? :D
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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

Post by The Brown Wizard » Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:08 am

Cornuck wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:58 am
Two fingers? Just like Reef? :D
:lol:

Reefer the 2 fingered reingimp

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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

Post by 5thhorseman » Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:56 am

And if you ever saw it.
(saw it)

You'd know a fist it could surely hold.

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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

Post by Reefer2 » Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:15 am

Uncle dans leg wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:08 am
Cornuck wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:58 am
Two fingers? Just like Reef? :D
:lol:

Reefer the 2 fingered reingimp

Had a very shiny butthole
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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

Post by Cornuck » Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:45 am

Sorry Reef - at least you've taken the first step by disabling your auto correct. :)
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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

Post by Topper » Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:51 am

Cornuck wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:45 am
Sorry Reef - at least you've taken the first step by disabling your auto correct. :)
One less excuse
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.

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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

Post by Doyle Hargraves » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:08 am

Cornuck wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:58 am
Two fingers? Just like Reef? :D
Dudes got a thumb and one finger on his right hand. I think he got the other digits hacked off in Oakalla
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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

Post by UWSaint » Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:10 am

RoyalDude wrote:
Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:05 pm
Begin your submissions
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
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Re: Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

Post by Strangelove » Tue Dec 18, 2018 3:56 pm

1. Can't handle a rebuild.
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