Top 10 Reasons why Blob hates Benning

[Chef Boi RD]

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1. Has to be “not drafting Tkachuk
2. Trading a 2nd for Linden Vey
3. Tossing in the 5th with Kassian for Prust
4. Tossing in the 2nd for Gudbranson
5. Sutter contract
6. Sbisa Contract
7. Eriksson contract
8. Not drafting Ritchie
9. Giving Miller a 3 year instead of 2 years
10. Tossing in the 3rd with Pedan for Pouliot

[Doyle Hargraves]

this thread is lit!!!

You know you have exposed a troll(s) when.......

[Eddy Punch Clock]

11) Gets his wife to dye his hair for him using a $10.00 box from Shoppers.
12) Was a proffessional D man in the NHL but until Hughes, has shown little to no eye for evaluating defensive talent.
13) His own contract extension
14) Talks slower than Ronald Reagan
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TRY TO FOCUS ON THE SMELL OF HER ASS

[Meds]

Begin your submissions

1. Has to be “not drafting Tkachuk
2. Trading a 2nd for Linden Vey
3. Tossing in the 5th with Kassian for Prust
4. Tossing in the 2nd for Gudbranson
5. Sutter contract
6. Sbisa Contract
7. Eriksson contract
8. Not drafting Ritchie
9. Giving Miller a 3 year instead of 2 years
10. Tossing in the 3rd with Pedan for Pouliot

I feel like 5, 6, and 7, are pretty interchangeable.

I would scrap 9 and throw the Forsling for Clendening trade in there.

[The Brown Wizard]

11) Gets his wife to dye his hair for him using a $10.00 box from Shoppers.
12) Was a proffessional D man in the NHL but until Hughes, has shown little to no eye for evaluating defensive talent.
13) His own contract extension
14) Talks slower than Ronald Reagan
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TRY TO FOCUS ON THE SMELL OF HER ASS

Dont you wonder why he didnt go in for a smell?

[Doyle Hargraves]

I can picture Dude doing at the back tables in the Astoria

[Cornuck]

Two fingers? Just like Reef?

[The Brown Wizard]

Two fingers? Just like Reef?

Reefer the 2 fingered reingimp

Had a very shiny butthole

[5thhorseman]

And if you ever saw it.
(saw it)

You'd know a fist it could surely hold.

[Reefer2]

Two fingers? Just like Reef?

Reefer the 2 fingered reingimp

Had a very shiny butthole

Sigh - WTH I did nothing here but actively participate in bringing some enlightenment to this site.

[Cornuck]

Sorry Reef - at least you've taken the first step by disabling your auto correct.

[Topper]

Sorry Reef - at least you've taken the first step by disabling your auto correct.

One less excuse

[Doyle Hargraves]

Two fingers? Just like Reef?

Dudes got a thumb and one finger on his right hand. I think he got the other digits hacked off in Oakalla

[UWSaint]

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not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
not drafting Tkachuk
no free beer at games

[Strangelove]

1. Can't handle a rebuild.