The Bubbles Hargraves and Chef Dud review every GM move thread

[Chef Boi RD]

I have a feeling Blobbee got good and shittered last night. Like shadow boxing up and down Hastings, puking and pissing his pants, waking up at the whosecow. You are in your mid 50s now boss, might be time to tone things down a bit. His liver is probably the size of a football from the trashing he has put it through over the years.

Blob talking in 3rd person again

[Blob Mckenzie]

Dude got into it hard last night. Stopped at the Cobalt for a flap of bump, down to the American for a hamburger and a sleeve then off to Oppenheimer Park to hook up with his pals. What time did you roll in bed this morning buds?

[Chef Boi RD]

Listen Blobbee I was on the couch last night drinking yellow dog watching Black Mirror on Netflix.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Listen Blobbee I was on the couch last night drinking yellow dog watching Black Mirror on Netflix.

Which beer were you drinking?


I got a big day today PAC B. Gotta clean up my garbage that’s everywhere in the yard thanks to the bear, the raccoons and the birds. Gotta do a dump run, go return some shoes and get different ones, go to the driving range and whack some balls. Fertilize the grass and vacuum the pool. That sounds like a few pints to me.

[Chef Boi RD]

The pale ale one, blue cans

I love the micro brews like yellow dog but my gut feels like its on the verge of a blocked up sewer gas explosion every time I drink them. Fuck I love the shit but my gut is waving the white towel pleading for fucking Coors light or some piss water like that instead. Oh to be young again.

[Cousin Strawberry]

2 legendary posts in a row. How can anyone bitch about this site....the entertainment value around here is encrusted gold with oak leaves

[Carl Yagro]

2 legendary posts in a row. How can anyone bitch about this site....the entertainment value around here is encrusted gold with oak leaves

People bitching don't even post. They don't add anything to the hockey discussion, they don't derail threads with some ridiculous entertaining shit... they just post about why y'all don't entertain them with hockey talk in the dog days of summer.

Bring something to the table before you complain guys.

[Strangelove]

2 legendary posts in a row.

Agreed 100%... gotta love these convos!

[Chef Boi RD]

I heard in the news that a bear was euthanized at Coquitlam Centre Mall. Was that our very Blobbee the Bear McKenzie? I know that he was a regular at Orange Julius there.

[Cousin Strawberry]

I heard in the news that a bear was euthanized at Coquitlam Centre Mall. Was that our very Blobbee the Bear McKenzie? I know that he was a regular at Orange Julius there.

Regular or Jumbro dog blob?

[Strangelove]

[Topper]

I heard in the news that a bear was euthanized at Coquitlam Centre Mall. Was that our very Blobbee the Bear McKenzie? I know that he was a regular at Orange Julius there.

Regular or Jumbro dog blob?

He was on the other side of the counter.

[Chef Boi RD]

I heard in the news that a bear was euthanized at Coquitlam Centre Mall. Was that our very Blobbee the Bear McKenzie? I know that he was a regular at Orange Julius there.

Regular or Jumbro dog blob?

He was on the other side of the counter.

blob fell in love back when it used to be called Willie Woozle. He went hog wild for the chocolate malt

[Cousin Strawberry]

Willy Woozle! Reminds me of being 13 and taking the bus to lougheed mall.

Willie woozle then the arcade

[Chef Boi RD]

Willy Woozle! Reminds me of being 13 and taking the bus to lougheed mall.

Willie woozle then the arcade

Blob was the fat kid with the Big Gulp and hoagie standing by the arcade game - Donkey Kong