It's another Ohdee Situation!

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It's another Ohdee Situation!

Post by ODB » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:20 pm

Hey guy's!?!? Long time no post. I guess I just haven't had much of anything to say eh?

So, now that I never post most of you guys probably don't know who I am. Rather than getting all into it just know I'm a legend at Canucks messageboards.

Anyway one time I farted on a fat lady in line at 7-11. Another time just after my kid was born my wife gave me a list of the groceries we needed and instead of wandering around the store finding stuff I stole someones packed cart. I paid for the shit...

Anyway I had another situation that happened to me earlier in the week that I thought I could share. I had a few meetings at work on Tuesday. The first one ran late and I didn't have time to get home for lunch and get back in to meet with a client at 1:00 so against my better judgment I went to Burger King for lunch. The following happened...

At the closest BK to my office they herd the people in like cattle. You have to work your way through the metal bars until you get to one of two tills. From there they toss your receipt on your tray and you wait for the pimply kid to load your heart attack in a wrapper onto your tray.

Seeing as it was noon it was pretty busy and I had to wait in line. Two seconds after I walked in some lady came and stood in line beside me. She had her kid with her, he was 7 or 8 years old??? She's talking on her cell phone, something about someone at her work being an ass. Her kid says I want a pie. She completely ignores him as she's gabbing/gossiping on her phone. So the kid says again Mom I want a pie. Nothing from mom!!!

Now this is where it's important to explain just how fucking annoying these two people got. The kid was screaming over and over I want a pie and finally his mom acknowledged him and said ok, I'll get you a pie. She was still talking on the phone while this little out of control fucker is hanging on the bar basically yelling over and over again I want a pie. Every now and then she would say just hold on but she basically couldn't have been bothered to shut this asshole up.

I could actually feel myself getting warm. I was thinking are you serious? Is this really happening? My kid would never act like this.... EVER!

It's noon and the line is slow and this cunt wont shut the fuck up about the pies and now everyone but this stunned bitch is looking at each other in amazement. He won't shut up, screaming I want a pie now, I want a pie and his mom does nothing. Fuck her....fuck him!

"Can take your order Sr?"

"Ya I'll have a Whopper with cheese, Medium fries, medium coke and all your pies."

"Pardon me?"

"Ya I'll have a Whopper with cheese, Medium fries, medium coke and all your pies."

"You would like all our pies?"

"Every one you have!"

*Kid behind me, I want a PIE, I want a PIE*

Dude needed to know how much to charge me so he goes and counts the pies.

"We have 24 pies, you want them all?"

"Is that all of them? You have more?"

"We have more frozen but they take a while to cook so, ya that's all we have!"

"Great, they'll be all!"

I pay the largest BK bill I've ever had, I move over and I enjoy what follows.

"What do you mean you have no Pies?"

"Sorry we're sold out, he bought them all."

POINT's AT ME! :mrgreen:

Kid loses his fucking shit! Crying... Mom's off her phone now! She actually said you can't sell him all the pies. Guy behind the till asks what do you mean? Eventually she realizes no matter what she says THEY HAVE NO PIES and they move over beside me. This kid is losing it. His mom loses it on me, calls me an asshole ect. All I said to her was next time set your phone down and be a parent. People had no idea why she was losing it on me at this point.

They start loading my trays. Whopper, fries and a coke on one tray, 24 pies on the other. Finally other customers and staff know what's going on. The dude loading the pies was actually laughing out loud and some other dude reached by me and took a picture of my tray with his phone. He said this is the greatest thing I have ever witnessed. The entire time the kid was red in the face screaming he wants a pie.

I picked up my trays and made my way to grab a straw and some napkins. I looked at mom and the tears streaming down the screaming kid's face (Oh ya, they were watching me, me with my tray full of pies) I opened the garbage, dropped all the pies in and slammed the empty tray on top..

She grabbed her food, her screaming brat and left...

Finally it was quiet... I enjoyed my lunch and made it back to the office for my 1 pm meeting...
BTW, NOT A FLAME ... JUST AN OBSERVATION ... :P

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Re: It's another Ohdee Situation!

Post by Cornuck » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:34 pm

:D

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Re: It's another Ohdee Situation!

Post by Strangelove » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:34 pm

... it's stories like these that made ODB the legend he is today!Image

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Re: It's another Ohdee Situation!

Post by BurningBeard » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:55 pm

It's not as good as "I want breakfast" but it's a close second.



The fact you dumped them in the garbage is the icing on the cake. :lol:
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Re: It's another Ohdee Situation!

Post by Topper » Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:17 am

BK only sells frozen pie.

They don't sell rotisserie chicken either.
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Re: It's another Ohdee Situation!

Post by Aaronp18 » Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:24 am

:lol:

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Re: It's another Ohdee Situation!

Post by JelloPuddingPop » Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:49 pm

Hey Ohdee - you're famous.

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Re: It's another Ohdee Situation!

Post by rats19 » Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:50 pm

Ohdee jaun kanobe

Thnx for the laugh and visual pic I have of both the snotnose and the bitch
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Re: It's another Ohdee Situation!

Post by ODB » Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:29 pm

Changes handle to Burger King Pie Man...
BTW, NOT A FLAME ... JUST AN OBSERVATION ... :P

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Re: It's another Ohdee Situation!

Post by Strangelove » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:04 pm

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Re: It's another Ohdee Situation!

Post by Listercat » Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:11 pm

Great story ! Would like to have seen that
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Re: It's another Ohdee Situation!

Post by SKYO » Sun Aug 17, 2014 5:44 pm

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Re: It's another Ohdee Situation!

Post by Rumsfeld » Mon Aug 18, 2014 2:03 pm

LOL Ohdes!

That's awesome that they have Burger King in Saskatchewan now. Soon you guys will have Home Depots and everything! :thumbs:
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Re: It's another Ohdee Situation!

Post by Topper » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:14 pm

Rumsfeld wrote:LOL Ohdes!

That's awesome that they have Burger King in Saskatchewan now. Soon you guys will have Home Depots and everything! :thumbs:
Ohdee still thinks subway is a underground railroad.
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Re: It's another Ohdee Situation!

Post by Cookie La Rue » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:41 am

Topper wrote:Ohdee still thinks subway is a underground railroad.
:lol: Nice idea, when i'll pass a "Subway" next, i'm going to ask for the next train...
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