Strangelove wrote: Arachnid wrote:
ODB wrote:how do we convince Spidey goatee's are retro 90's homosexual?
your son isn't yours
You bitter sis?
Sorry bud, never had a goatee. you do know the difference right?
Listen, I know I upset you about calling your wife ugly and by your own admission she is quite the dog *Aroooooooo* but why the vitriol? I'm just josh'n yah, don't take it so personal.
If you are impotent then that is just godz will. He made you that way, don't be mad at me.
I might of had something to do with it though. Back in the 70's when we came home through East Van from the Dojo we would make a detour and go and roll some Cluck Parkies. Buncha fuck'n pansies man. Don't get me wrong. When they were in a group and they had their hidden chains and knives and bats they were quiet fearsome.
Thing is, you get one alone and he's the biggest pussy around. And what do we do with pussies SLugh?
That's righ' we fuck 'em over.
So we'd go to the alley behind the Blue Boy Hotel and wait until one dumbass drunkard came by to take a piss and one of us would smack him to get his attention.
Like I said. Thug. Nothing more, nothing less.
None of them knew how to fight. It was really quite pathetic.
Now I freely admit I was an asshole back then. A dirty street fighter. Sure we trained with weapons with our Sifu but we did not carry them outside. Didn't need too.
Not when a swift kick to the nuts was all it took for the big bully to go down crying for his mommies titties. A few kata punches to make him our Wing Chun Dummy, well, I can see why some of you are sterile.
Yep, once a thug, always a thug...
It's really sweet how you run to your buddies aid with a lot of typing though...
We are not a playoff team....yet... -Spidey, before the season began™