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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:21 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:01 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:42 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:21 pm Life on other Planets and Dinosaurs are two very big omissions from the Good Book. I want to know why. That and why the Good Book claims the Universe to be just 6,000 years old when in fact it’s 13.8 Billion years old?
And why no mention of the pyramids?
The earth is flat in the good book, Wiz.
Lol yup. The best part is that in the 1600s the bible that everyone follows today was re-written (again) by an english archbishop to suit their devious political agendas and instill fear in the population in order to extract further "charitable donations" and manipulate people.

Its a giant sham Chef.
Lol @ the two pot heads all butthurt because I keep scoffing at their imaginary little green men! :mrgreen:

Dinosaurs: Behemoth (Job 40:15-24)... Leviathan (Job 41)

Pyramids: "Migdol" is the word Hebrews would have used for "pyramid"... Exodus 14:2, Numbers 33:7, Jeremiah 44:1, Jeremiah 46:14

(also, when the Israelites were enslaved in Egypt, they were tasked mostly with building... something. also see Tower of Babel)

Dude, please show me where the Bible says the Earth is flat or 6000 years old. :eh:

And Wiz, the Bible has been translated many times from the original Hebrew/Greek, have another toke buddy! :lol:

In the two decades before I ever dreamed of ever becoming a Christian I always knew the idea of aliens was a giant scam!

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Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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:lol:

Doc rolling in like a wrecking ball hurling bibles at us

Did you see that the xmas day bomber was an alienist too?

:look:

Oh and none are green apparently...
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The Aliens are already here among us, I could be an Alien for all you know.
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Is Alienism your religion Dude?
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Strangelove wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:53 pm Is Alienism your religion Dude?
Chef its time we tell the good Doctor...

Doc, you are the only full human left. We maintain this
false reality for you sort of like the Truman show.
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Doc, all of this, the CC, has been an ongoing study by us Aliens in trying to understand why the human species believe in a creator they created. We are quite fascinated by the Phenomena
“Tyler Myers is my guy... I was taking to Scotty Bowman last night and he was bringing up his name, and saying he’s a big guy and big guy need big minutes to play, he is playing great for ya… and I agree with him… He’s been exceptional” - Bruce Boudreau
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Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 5:13 pm Doc, all of this, the CC, has been an ongoing study by us Aliens in trying to understand why the human species believe in a creator they created. We are quite fascinated by the Phenomena
:lol:

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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 5:09 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:53 pm Is Alienism your religion Dude?
Chef its time we tell the good Doctor...

Doc, you are the only full human left. We maintain this
false reality for you sort of like the Truman show.
More like 12 Monkeys...

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YOU DON'T EXIST, YOU SILLY BOZOS!

YOU'RE NOT REAL! HA HA HA!

BEINGS DON'T TRAVEL IN SPACE!

WHOOP --- WHOOP!

HA HA HA!

YOU AREN'T HERE. I MADE YOU UP!

YOU CAN'T TRICK ME!

YOU'RE IN MY MIND!

I'M INSANE AND YOU'RE MY INSANITY!

AHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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WHOOP --- WHOOP!
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Whatever you do, always give 100 %!
Except when donating blood.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson is an alien from the planet Dumbass.
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:lol:

Total dumbass
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