The Absurd and Whimsical Humour of Vladimir "Dobby" Putin

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^ Why that little bitch! :evil:

Is she 18 yet cuz...

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Strangelove wrote: Sun Jun 26, 2022 9:48 pm ^ Why that little bitch! :evil:

Is she 18 yet cuz...

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The Russian Embassy in Switzerland has threatened legal actions against Neue Zürcher Zeitung over them publishing this pic of Putin in an article about Ukraine war memes:

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Vlad the snowflake! :roll:
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24 hours after agreeing to stop the blockade and allow grain to be shipped out of Odessa, the Russians attack the port with cruise missiles. :crazy:


https://youtu.be/_SQaJM82Jro

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While the phrase ”Russian justice system” does not make justice to the meaning normally ascribed to the word justice, this clip does raise a question; who is so stupid and clueless that they bring drugs with them to Russia?! What did they expect? All smiles and cheerfulness? :eh:


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This is a woman who walked off the court during the US anthem at a WNBA game and then opined that the Star Spangled Banner had no place being played before games.

Now she would like the US Government to bail her out of a self-imposed incarceration due to her having fucking drug "remnants" in fucking Russia ffs?

...AND it will take a trade of a convicted arms dealer to do so?

Cough....yeah right.....Cough

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donlever wrote: Mon Aug 01, 2022 11:54 am This is a woman who walked off the court during the US anthem at a WNBA game and then opined that the Star Spangled Banner had no place being played before games.

Now she would like the US Government to bail her out of a self-imposed incarceration due to her having fucking drug "remnants" in fucking Russia ffs?

...AND it will take a trade of a convicted arms dealer to do so?

Cough....yeah right.....Cough

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agree

reminds me of when I worked in Jamaica an American co-worker asked if they had separate prisons for foreigners?

She needs to take responsibility for her actions. US rules only apply in the US. Consular services are there to ensure you aren't being tortured (fuck all the can do though) notify your family and recommend an attorney from their list. Nothing else.
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Topper wrote: Mon Aug 01, 2022 12:10 pm
donlever wrote: Mon Aug 01, 2022 11:54 am This is a woman who walked off the court during the US anthem at a WNBA game and then opined that the Star Spangled Banner had no place being played before games.

Now she would like the US Government to bail her out of a self-imposed incarceration due to her having fucking drug "remnants" in fucking Russia ffs?

...AND it will take a trade of a convicted arms dealer to do so?

Cough....yeah right.....Cough

Will you be HAPPY if this occurs LeBron?
agree

reminds me of when I worked in Jamaica an American co-worker asked if they had separate prisons for foreigners?

She needs to take responsibility for her actions. US rules only apply in the US. Consular services are there to ensure you aren't being tortured (fuck all the can do though) notify your family and recommend an attorney from their list. Nothing else.
Bill Maher suggested though that if Trump is convicted for treason and conspiracy to overthrough the government, he can then be swapped against the teacher and the basketball player in a prisoner exchange with Russia. Not a bad plan. 8-)
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9 years.

So, lesson to all.

Don't take drug(s) paraphernalia, remnants to Russia.

...seems patently obvious to me.

Cue the backlash.
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donlever wrote: Thu Aug 04, 2022 11:26 am 9 years.

So, lesson to all.

Don't take drug(s) paraphernalia, remnants to Russia.

...seems patently obvious to me.

Cue the backlash.
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donlever wrote: Thu Aug 04, 2022 11:26 am 9 years.

So, lesson to all.

Don't take drug(s) paraphernalia, remnants to Russia.

...seems patently obvious to me.

Cue the backlash.
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Odd the Russian's don't have exemptions for black liberal lesbians. They seem such a progressive society.

As a friend noted, more Americans are upset about her than the Americans left behind in Afghanistan.
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Yeah, the world is one fucked up place.
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Topper wrote: Sat Aug 06, 2022 10:20 am
Odd the Russian's don't have exemptions for black liberal lesbians. They seem such a progressive society.
Nope. They are as conservative as it gets. They disapprove of almost every aspect of liberal democracy, such as free speech, an independent judiciary, freedom of press, the right to vote, free trade, etc.
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Per wrote: Sun Aug 07, 2022 11:00 am
Topper wrote: Sat Aug 06, 2022 10:20 am
Odd the Russian's don't have exemptions for black liberal lesbians. They seem such a progressive society.
Nope. They are as conservative as it gets. They disapprove of almost every aspect of liberal democracy, such as free speech, an independent judiciary, freedom of press, the right to vote, free trade, etc.
Was that why Trump aligned himself with Putin - his Puppet Master?
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Per wrote: Sun Aug 07, 2022 11:00 am
Topper wrote: Sat Aug 06, 2022 10:20 am
Odd the Russian's don't have exemptions for black liberal lesbians. They seem such a progressive society.
Nope. They are as conservative as it gets. They disapprove of almost every aspect of liberal democracy, such as free speech, an independent judiciary, freedom of press, the right to vote, free trade, etc.
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