Must win game #82.
The schizophrenic Vancouver Canucks host the Oilers in an attempt to pass their mental instability onto their fans. The test tonight can only result in a Canucks win, which will get all our hopes up for a final game against Calgary on Saturday. From there, who knows - the test may continue into April, as large segments of test subjects (known as bandwagoners) join in. The only hope of saving the fans from mental breakdown and alcoholism is to lose tonight, but that would undo a full season testing, which would have to start over in October.
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