Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

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Reef just toss some blow in a spoon and boil it with water and baking soda bro. No need to swallow loads behind the bus station when you can just make it yourself at home. In the 80s we called it freebasing lol
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Me - I do not use crack, RD on the other hand....

For #5 so I do not have to explain what it is and the harm it can do, just look at the mess RD is in.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crack_cocaine
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Ya but if u buy blow instead of crack its far more socially acceptable then you can head on down to the basement and do some u-brew magic with a candle
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The Dude abides in Reef's head...

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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

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Reef is grabbing his ankles more than Richard Simmons on a float in North Van.

If we were the Bad News Bears Reef would be Lupus

Doc would be Tanner
Topper would be Buttermaker
Rats would be Ryan O Neil instead of Tatum
Aaron would be the black outfielder
Dude would be Anglebert

I’d be Kelly Leake but with way better hair and way better skin.

Hank and UDL would be sitting in the stands drinking whiskey out of paper bags and smoking pot and staring at Wids in her liarelmons.

Ol Pardy is a scout and he runs into Mëds rubbing one out in he can while Cornuck and ESQ look on incredulously. Mickey Mouse has had enough and he squares off with Rummy in a fist fight with Mëds as the ref
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

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Blob Mckenzie wrote: Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:01 pm .

Hank and UDL would be sitting in the stands drinking whiskey out of paper bags and smoking pot and staring at Wids in her liarelmons.

*takes a huge rip and a swig,looks over at Hank with one eye Check out the toe...I'd hit that
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Blob Mckenzie wrote: Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:01 pm Reef is grabbing his ankles more than Richard Simmons on a float in North Van.

If we were the Bad News Bears Reef would be Lupus

Doc would be Tanner
Topper would be Buttermaker
Rats would be Ryan O Neil instead of Tatum
Aaron would be the black outfielder
Dude would be Anglebert

I’d be Kelly Leake but with way better hair and way better skin.

Hank and UDL would be sitting in the stands drinking whiskey out of paper bags and smoking pot and staring at Wids in her liarelmons.

Ol Pardy is a scout and he runs into Mëds rubbing one out in he can while Cornuck and ESQ look on incredulously. Mickey Mouse has had enough and he squares off with Rummy in a fist fight with Mëds as the ref
:lol:

That’s awesome, Blobster.

Loved the Bad News Bears movie when I was a kid.

Careful there UDL, let’s not cross swords...
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Baubles is Joey. Plays for the other team.
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Topper wrote: Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:14 pm Baubles is Joey. Plays for the other team.
I do like the pinstripes Boilermaker
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Blob Mckenzie wrote: Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:01 pm Reef is grabbing his ankles more than Richard Simmons on a float in North Van.

If we were the Bad News Bears Reef would be Lupus

Doc would be Tanner
Topper would be Buttermaker
Rats would be Ryan O Neil instead of Tatum
Aaron would be the black outfielder
Dude would be Anglebert

I’d be Kelly Leake but with way better hair and way better skin.

Hank and UDL would be sitting in the stands drinking whiskey out of paper bags and smoking pot and staring at Wids in her liarelmons.

Ol Pardy is a scout and he runs into Mëds rubbing one out in he can while Cornuck and ESQ look on incredulously. Mickey Mouse has had enough and he squares off with Rummy in a fist fight with Mëds as the ref
Why do I gotta ref after rubbing one out.....I just wanna roll over and sleep.





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I see Blob is keeping this thread dialed!
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5thhorseman wrote: Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:35 pm Tell us what you know about crack Reefer, please.
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Blob Mckenzie wrote: Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:03 pm
SKYO wrote: Thu Sep 20, 2018 3:59 pm Panthers don't have no Tom Wilson to protect their stars.
They have Haley. He’d punch the piss out of Wilson or Domi
And Guddy Gudbranson took Haley on, fired up the Canucks squad big time, nice to have a heavyweight!

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Yeah that was a real turning point :roll:
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Is Hamonic still wearing a cage to protect his face?
“Tyler Myers is my guy... I was taking to Scotty Bowman last night and he was bringing up his name, and saying he’s a big guy and big guy need big minutes to play, he is playing great for ya… and I agree with him… He’s been exceptional” - Bruce Boudreau
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