Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Post by 5thhorseman » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:35 pm

Tell us what you know about crack Reefer, please.

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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Post by Topper » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:42 pm

5thhorseman wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:35 pm
Tell us what you know about crack Reefer, please.
It broke his mother's back.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Post by 5thhorseman » Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:36 am

Topper wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:42 pm
5thhorseman wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:35 pm
Tell us what you know about crack Reefer, please.
It broke his mother's back.
Reefer's gone splitsville too. Hiding behind the curtains somewhere I'm sure.

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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Post by Uncle dans leg » Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:51 am

Reef just toss some blow in a spoon and boil it with water and baking soda bro. No need to swallow loads behind the bus station when you can just make it yourself at home. In the 80s we called it freebasing lol
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Post by Reefer2 » Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:00 am

Me - I do not use crack, RD on the other hand....

For #5 so I do not have to explain what it is and the harm it can do, just look at the mess RD is in.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crack_cocaine

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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Post by Uncle dans leg » Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:03 am

Ya but if u buy blow instead of crack its far more socially acceptable then you can head on down to the basement and do some u-brew magic with a candle
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Post by Strangelove » Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:35 pm

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The Dude abides in Reef's head...

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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Post by Blob Mckenzie » Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:01 pm

Reef is grabbing his ankles more than Richard Simmons on a float in North Van.

If we were the Bad News Bears Reef would be Lupus

Doc would be Tanner
Topper would be Buttermaker
Rats would be Ryan O Neil instead of Tatum
Aaron would be the black outfielder
Dude would be Anglebert

I’d be Kelly Leake but with way better hair and way better skin.

Hank and UDL would be sitting in the stands drinking whiskey out of paper bags and smoking pot and staring at Wids in her liarelmons.

Ol Pardy is a scout and he runs into Meds rubbing one out in he can while Cornuck and ESQ look on incredulously. Mickey Mouse has had enough and he squares off with Rummy in a fist fight with Meds as the ref
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Post by Uncle dans leg » Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:14 pm

Blob Mckenzie wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:01 pm
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Hank and UDL would be sitting in the stands drinking whiskey out of paper bags and smoking pot and staring at Wids in her liarelmons.

*takes a huge rip and a swig,looks over at Hank with one eye Check out the toe...I'd hit that
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Post by Hank » Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:45 pm

Blob Mckenzie wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:01 pm
Reef is grabbing his ankles more than Richard Simmons on a float in North Van.

If we were the Bad News Bears Reef would be Lupus

Doc would be Tanner
Topper would be Buttermaker
Rats would be Ryan O Neil instead of Tatum
Aaron would be the black outfielder
Dude would be Anglebert

I’d be Kelly Leake but with way better hair and way better skin.

Hank and UDL would be sitting in the stands drinking whiskey out of paper bags and smoking pot and staring at Wids in her liarelmons.

Ol Pardy is a scout and he runs into Meds rubbing one out in he can while Cornuck and ESQ look on incredulously. Mickey Mouse has had enough and he squares off with Rummy in a fist fight with Meds as the ref
:lol:

That’s awesome, Blobster.

Loved the Bad News Bears movie when I was a kid.

Careful there UDL, let’s not cross swords...
Try to focus on 1 year from now...

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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Post by Topper » Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:14 pm

Baubles is Joey. Plays for the other team.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Post by Blob Mckenzie » Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:55 pm

Topper wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:14 pm
Baubles is Joey. Plays for the other team.
I do like the pinstripes Boilermaker
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Post by Meds » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:18 pm

Blob Mckenzie wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:01 pm
Reef is grabbing his ankles more than Richard Simmons on a float in North Van.

If we were the Bad News Bears Reef would be Lupus

Doc would be Tanner
Topper would be Buttermaker
Rats would be Ryan O Neil instead of Tatum
Aaron would be the black outfielder
Dude would be Anglebert

I’d be Kelly Leake but with way better hair and way better skin.

Hank and UDL would be sitting in the stands drinking whiskey out of paper bags and smoking pot and staring at Wids in her liarelmons.

Ol Pardy is a scout and he runs into Meds rubbing one out in he can while Cornuck and ESQ look on incredulously. Mickey Mouse has had enough and he squares off with Rummy in a fist fight with Meds as the ref
Why do I gotta ref after rubbing one out.....I just wanna roll over and sleep.





Can Rummy go make me a sammich first?

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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Post by RoyalDude » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:33 am

I see Blob is keeping this thread dialed!
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Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Post by SKYO » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:14 am

5thhorseman wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:35 pm
Tell us what you know about crack Reefer, please.
Rookie undercover cop styles like in Training Day

https://youtu.be/3ukEkYiK8X4?t=22
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