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Strangelove wrote:

Found a coupla awesome twisted lockout music vids:

Just the puck up, shut the puck up....canna get it outta my head...every Saturday night I will be humming this....

In the playoffs you are stokin’
For the team who stole your heart
And you cheer till you are croakin’
But once again it comes apart
And the trollers are a-baitin’
As you prove twas all a sham
But the haters are just hatin’
And they just don’t give a damn
yeah

You go back Jack do it again
Wheel turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back Jack do it again

When you know the rules of hockey
Then you know that you’ve been had
When Brad Marchment’s gettin’ cocky
Then you know the reffin’s bad
So you turn to the newscasters
And you find they’re only tools
Just a pack of Canuck-blasters
Buncha mammy-rammin’ fools
yeah

You go back Jack do it again
Wheel turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back Jack do it again

Now you swear it’s the gospel truth
That you're not a hopeless fan
Then you find you're in the Phone Booth
With a program in your hand
The New NHL's your friend
Because it’s anything but drab
Then in the land of End to End
They bring back the Clutch and Grab
yeah

You go back Jack do it again
Wheel turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back Jack do it again


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another top 10 edition...

rats19 wrote:another top 10 edition...

Thanks Ratski you're my biggest fan.

Forgot to include a stanza about the lockout....

When the lockout is completed
They are still the cat’s meow
Even though you’ve been mistreated
They still milk you like a cow
And when your stash is all depleted
You are anything but fresh
Then your punishment is meted
And dogs feast upon your flesh
yeah

You don't go back Jack do it again
Wheel not turnin' 'round and 'round
You don't go back Jack do it again



Oh God, I've gotta stop, I'm a sick twisted fuck, damn you Ratski for encouraging me....

Strangelove wrote:Thanks Ratski you're my biggest fan.

Your very own Linda Eastman.

Topper wrote:

Strangelove wrote:Thanks Ratski you're my biggest fan.

Your very own Linda Eastman.

I am not your yoko ono oh no....

*LOL*

Strangelove wrote: Even though you’ve been mistreated
They still milk you like a cow

Wow - that sure sums up everything to this point (and beyond).

Cornuck wrote:

Strangelove wrote: Even though you’ve been mistreated
They still milk you like a cow

Wow - that sure sums up everything to this point (and beyond).

Devellano agrees...

Cornuck wrote:

Strangelove wrote: Even though you’ve been mistreated
They still milk you like a cow

Wow - that sure sums up everything to this point (and beyond).

Thanks, btw for the last half of that stanza I googled “what happens to old milking cows”.

Well it seems they’re generally made into dog food.

Hence the dogs feasting upon flesh bit.

A part of me wanted to end the song in a Dogsalmon avatar kinda way but alas I’m too classy.

the Dogsalmon wrote: we are all goddamn cattle...

• Hockey In Our Weird World
  
  There's colors in our heart
  Green, white and blue
  People comin’ apart
  People losin’ their poo
  There's a warnin' sign
  On the road ahead
  There's a lot of players sayin'
  They'd be better off dead
  Their friends of Satan,
  And his evil plan
  But I try to forget it,
  Any way I can.
  
  
  Need our hockey in our weird world,
  Need our hockey in our weird world
  Need our hockey in our weird world,
  Need our hockey in our weird world.
  
  
  I see a thread about a man
  And a bear he snuffed
  From a high tree stand
  Sitting on his duff
  Now he puts the bear away,
  And takes a pic of it
  He posts it on Twitter
  And is called a twit.
  There’s one more thing
  That does not belong
  In a hockey forum
  Or a hockey song
  
  
  Need our hockey in our weird world,
  Need our hockey in our weird world
  Need our hockey in our weird world,
  Need our hockey in our weird world.
  
  
  We got a thousand freakin’ hits
  On a singalong thread
  We got our redneck folk
  Just seein’ red
  We got pumpkins on stoops
  And heads on posts
  Got creepers a’ creepin’
  And ghouls and ghosts
  Got witches in windows
  Brewin’ up their brew
  Gots lots of black cats
  Got no hockey too
  
  
  Need our hockey in our weird world,
  Need our hockey in our weird world
  Need our hockey in our weird world,
  Need our hockey in our weird world.

EDITED, thanks for the idea Corny

forgive me Neil....


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"We want hockey in the real world"

Cornuck wrote:"We want hockey in the real world"

EDIT: Okay Corn, I edited it. Inserting "hockey" was a great idea, but this is anything BUT "the real world"!

Strangelove wrote:

Cornuck wrote:"We want hockey in the real world"

Good work doc.....and corn that works nicely

rats19 wrote: Good work doc.....and corn that works nicely

Thanks Ratski, how d'ya like it NOW??

Just doing what we can in regards to the Corner's hockey-deprived descent into madness...


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