Lockout Singalong Thread

[rats19]

nice work Uk...

[Strangelove]

Sympathy for the Devil

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
I was round when Bud Selig
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure the World Series
Was shutdown in the nick of time
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is why I shut down your game
I was around in ‘85
When it was time to fling some dirt
Trumped up some collusion charges
Just to make the owners hurt
I destroyed careers
And only sneered
At replacement players
And all their tears
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is why I shut down your game, oh yeah
I've watched with glee
While owners and players
Fought for four decades
For money you made
I shouted out,
Who killed this years hockey?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for your players
Who are not even in my league
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is why I shut down your game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is why I shut down your game
Just as every owner’s a criminal
And all the players saints
As heads is tails
Call me Donald Lucifehr
And I should be in restraints
But if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is why I shut down your game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

[rats19]

I am truly amazed at the talent and effort that goes into these things ..i really am..This is why i am proud to be a canucks fan...but along with that to call some of these posters cyber friends...

if i wasnt on a phone and not aloud to at work..I would bastardize a lyric or 2 myself ...keep on keepin on guys...we have a ways to go..

[ukcanuck]

We were stung, shoulder to elbowpad we stand
No promises, no demands
CBA's are a Battlefield

We are strong, no Tant you can't tell us we're wrong
Saying its all our fault like were all alone
the owners not even throwing us a bone
CBA's are a Battlefield

Taking our rights away and lowering our pay
Why do they hurt us so bad?
we would really like to know
are you really as poor as you say, or are we alI just being had?
Believe me, believe me, I can't tell you why
But you lied so often in the past, and I'm chained to your lies


We were stung, shoulder to elbowpad we stand
No promises, no demands
CBA's are a Battlefield

[rats19]

The old Roger Miller classic



Sat dish for sale or rent
PVR to let...fifty cents.
No team, no league, no bets
I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah, but..two hours of free time now'
multiplyed by 4 at least
I'm a fan of means by no means
King of the road.

Third lockout, I recall
Destination...SEL.
Old worn out Jersey n things,
wonder what the union brings,
I watch old replays I have found
Short, but not with any sound
I'm a fan of means by no means
King of the road.

I know every player on every team
All of their children, and all of their names
And every lockout in every town
And every lock that ain't really locked
When no one's around.

I sing,
Sat dish for sale or rent
PVR to let, fifty cents
No team, no league, no bets
I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah, but, two hours freetime now
Buys an eight hour time each week
I'm a fan of means by no means
King of the road.

[Cornuck]

Rat-a-classic!

[rats19]

Rat-a-classic!

couldnt let the boys outrun me too hard... thnx corn

[ukcanuck]

[rats19]

Vincent Damon Furnier aka Alice Cooper


Billion dollar babies
Rubber little owner, slicker than a weasel,
Grimy as an alley, leaves me like no other.

Billion dollar baby
Rotten little monster, baby, I abhore you.
Man or woman living couldn't hate you like I do,
You go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky.
If you're too rough, we tell you,
we 're so scared the unions head will come off in your hands.

Yeah, billion dollar baby
started in the dimestore,
No other little game could ever hold you
Any tighter, any tighter than the NHL, baby....
Billion dollar baby
Reckless like a gambler, multi-million contracts
You cant control your little self.

You go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky.
If you're too rough, we'll tell you,
we're so scared the unions head will come off in your hands.

Million dollar baby,
Billion dollar baby,
Trillion dollar baby,
Zillion dollar baby.

[Strangelove]

You made a fool of me, but them broken dreams have got to end....

Hey players you got the blues, cuz it’s you who stand the most to lose.
Your false bargaining it leads nowhere, your posturing is
Neither here nor there.
There's a hole in my pocket where your hand comes in,
You take my money and play to win,
Ha ha players it's a crying shame,
But you aint got nobody else to blame.

‘cept... maybe... Fehr....


Chorus:

E-evil players
E-evil players
(you are evil players)
E-evil players
(such evil players)
E-e-evil players...


Last time around you got cut down
So you hired Fehr for this showdown
But a fool and his money soon go separate ways,
And Svengali Fehr has you in a daze,
Ha ha players what you gonna do,
You are caught between the devil and the sweet deep blue,
It's too bad that you're feeling pain,
But you learnt nothing last time so there you are again.

de... eh... ja... vu


[Chorus: Repeat]


Evil players how you done us wrong,
And how sick we are of your same old song.
Ha ha funny how you think you’re brave, you hired Fehr now you
Dig your grave.
I came running back ev’ry time before,
But that just ain’t happening anymore,
Ha ha very nice to know, that you’re headed for a world of woe.

karma’s... a... bitch....


[Chorus: Repeat]

[Cornuck]

Ok, last one from me...

Is this the season
Is my league fantasy?
Caught in a lockout
No escape from the damned PA
Open your eyes
Look down to the ice and dream
I'm just a dumb fan, I need my NHL
Because I'm comatose, gonna blow
Getting high, getting low
Any way the league goes, they don't really care 'bout me, bout me.

Bettman, just killed the league
Put a pen against his hand
Called a big bluff, wish he's canned
Mama, pre-season had not begun
Buttman has gone and thrown it all away
Mama, Ooo-ooo
They meant to make me cry
If they're not back on this time tomorrow
Kill them all, Kill them all, cause hockey really matters

Too late, the season's done
I'm saving all my dimes
Having so much extra time
Hello everybody - How have you been?
Gonna hug you all on this year's Halloween
Mama - ooo oooo (any what the league goes)
I just want to watch
I sometimes I wish the team weren't born at all

I see a little weaselo of a man
And Don Fehr, and Don Fehr will two just talk please
The Canucks and the Lightning - just turn on the light please
Sidney Crosby, Sidney Crosby
Sidney Crosby, Sidney Crosby
Sidney Crosby, Alex-0 - go dig a ho-o-o-le

I'm just a dumb fan, I need my NHL
He's just a dumb fan, he's got no NHL
Spare him his wife from this monsterly league
Channel 3, channel 4 - hand the remote, eh
The Remote! Just let it go - let it go
The Remote! Just let it go - let it go
The Remote! Just let it go - let it go
Will you let it go - let it go
Never let it go o-o-o
Oh the the remote, the remote, the remote, let it go
Byfuglien ate a whole side of beef
He's huge
He's huge
He's huge

So you take all my money and break all the ice
So you take all my money and laugh to the bank
Oh Buttman - can't to this again Buttman
Just gotta agree, just gotta agree - get it done

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah,
Hockey really matters
Any guy can see
Hockey really matters
Hockey really matters to me

[rats19]

Masterpiece.....that's as good as It gets cornman take a break if u must...but never surrender....

[ukcanuck]

Masterpiece.....that's as good as It gets cornman take a break if u must...but never surrender....

Holy shit all hail the master Cornuck! I might just give up now...lol

[Strangelove]

Found a coupla awesome twisted lockout music vids:

[rats19]

Thanks doc....but if u you were to Google HTC hero and YouTube you would see my problem.....