Lockout Singalong Thread
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Lockout Singalong Thread
No hockey and no summer make Strangie something something...
Alright folks, those dark lockout clouds have moved in and we are caught in a raging storm
.... so how’s about we CHASE THOSE BLUES AWAY!
I’ll go first, guys get your wife and/or girlfriend to sing the lyrics below to this tune:
Rolls of bright quarters and shiny brass knuckles
Blood spewing players and angry fan chuckles
Unionized pros with their asses in slings
These are a few of my fanciful things
Stressed hockey junkies and sports barroom owners
Merchandise sellers and odd online loners
Coming together for all that it brings
These are a few of my fanciful things
Bumpkins with pitchforks and slickers with heaters
Crackpots with C-4 and punks with repeaters
Exploding packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my fanciful things
When the bandy bites
When the lockout stings
When I feel like shit
I simply remember my fanciful things
And then I can deal with it
Alright folks, those dark lockout clouds have moved in and we are caught in a raging storm
.... so how’s about we CHASE THOSE BLUES AWAY!
I’ll go first, guys get your wife and/or girlfriend to sing the lyrics below to this tune:
Rolls of bright quarters and shiny brass knuckles
Blood spewing players and angry fan chuckles
Unionized pros with their asses in slings
These are a few of my fanciful things
Stressed hockey junkies and sports barroom owners
Merchandise sellers and odd online loners
Coming together for all that it brings
These are a few of my fanciful things
Bumpkins with pitchforks and slickers with heaters
Crackpots with C-4 and punks with repeaters
Exploding packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my fanciful things
When the bandy bites
When the lockout stings
When I feel like shit
I simply remember my fanciful things
And then I can deal with it
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread
Joey Sh*thead covering the Subhumans...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdrlefwPDmc
We don't care
What you say
F**k You!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdrlefwPDmc
We don't care
What you say
F**k You!
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread
Hey leves...if this is the last time I get to cyberengage you..........it's benn a slice.donlever wrote:Joey Sh*thead covering the Subhumans...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdrlefwPDmc
We don't care
What you say
F**k You!
take care amigo and weber you go I hope you have a schultz of a time. Its too bad we neve got doan to habing a beer together.
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread
...not going anywhere yet although thanks for the sentiment.
Still got my long winded diatribe to offer up and answer to.
(Nice touch on the sign off Blob...awesome...fuk it's been a long time eh?)
Still got my long winded diatribe to offer up and answer to.
(Nice touch on the sign off Blob...awesome...fuk it's been a long time eh?)
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread
Nice - I haven't heard that version before.donlever wrote:Joey Sh*thead covering the Subhumans...
And yes - a big FUCK YOU! to the NHL.
Doc: "BTW, Donny was right, you're smug."
Re: Lockout Singalong Thread
High school, stopped at a light in New West, with a little old lady crossing the street staring at us as the Subhumans blasted from the tape deck.donlever wrote:Joey Sh*thead covering the Subhumans...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdrlefwPDmc
We don't care
What you say
F**k You!
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread
That's the second time today you've referred to little old ladies.Topper wrote: High school, stopped at a light in New West, with a little old lady crossing the street staring at us as the Subhumans blasted from the tape deck.
Y'know, I used to open doors for little old ladies, but since the lockout: No more Mr Nice Guy!!
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread
Sing the lyrics below to Tony Clifton’s “I Will Survive”:
At first I was afraid when you said farewell
Kept thinking I could never live without the NHL
But then I spent so much time thinking how you did me wrong
And I found the LFL and I discovered bong
So don’t come back from outer space
Don’t wanna see you on that dial because you’re a damn disgrace
You can stuff your fucking lockout
You can stuff your CBA
You can stuff it where the sun don’t shine, you can stuff it all the way
Go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now
Cuz you’re not welcome anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Did you think I’d crumble? Did you think I’d lay down and die?
Oh no not I, I will survive
As long as I’ve got sex and drugs I know I’ll stay alive
I’ve got all my live to live, I’ve got all my love to give
And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey
At first I was afraid when you said farewell
Kept thinking I could never live without the NHL
But then I spent so much time thinking how you did me wrong
And I found the LFL and I discovered bong
So don’t come back from outer space
Don’t wanna see you on that dial because you’re a damn disgrace
You can stuff your fucking lockout
You can stuff your CBA
You can stuff it where the sun don’t shine, you can stuff it all the way
Go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now
Cuz you’re not welcome anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Did you think I’d crumble? Did you think I’d lay down and die?
Oh no not I, I will survive
As long as I’ve got sex and drugs I know I’ll stay alive
I’ve got all my live to live, I’ve got all my love to give
And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread
Doc: "BTW, Donny was right, you're smug."
Re: Lockout Singalong Thread
LOFL holy crap that's one hell of a talent you got there doc, maybe you should quit your day jobStrangelove wrote:Sing the lyrics below to Tony Clifton’s “I Will Survive”:
At first I was afraid when you said farewell
Kept thinking I could never live without the NHL
But then I spent so much time thinking how you did me wrong
And I found the LFL and I discovered bong
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread
Nice find Corny, I particularly liked:Cornuck wrote: ... The Lockout Song video
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Way aheada ya....ukcanuck wrote: LOFL holy crap that's one hell of a talent you got there doc, maybe you should quit your day job
Fun fact: Strangelove is the real Tony Clifton!
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread
Do, Re, Mi
DOH a lockout, another one!
RAY, there’s not a ray of hope,
ME, I'm pissed, I’m really pissed
FAR beyond all reach or scope,
SO my heart is going numb,
LA LA LA, my hands are on my ears,
TEA, I’ve gotta smoke me some,
And that brings us back to DOH DOH DOH DOH
(repeat)
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread
Ok, here's my attempt...
Just sit right back you'll hear a tale,
A tale of some greedy pricks,
Who took away your hockey game,
and called each other dicks.
In charge was a freaky muppet man,
who didn't give a fuck.
The whole gang just packed up and left
when Buttman stole the puck.
The fans they started to protest,
It fell on all deaf ears.
And even with the courage of the CC crew,
The season still was lost.
The season still was lost.
The league they gathered all on this frozen centre ice
with Muppet Man
and Don Fehr too,
The billionaires and their wives.
The hockey stars
The CBC and Don Cherry
Here on Lockout Ice.
So this is the tale of all the fans
No hockey for a long, long time.
We'll have to make the best of things
Other hobbies we will find.
The Muppet and the Fehrman too,
will do their very best
To piss all over on the fans
And shit out one big mess.
No pucks! No sticks! No elbow pads.
Not a single call is made.
No Don McLean, either
A very small price to pay.
So join us here each week you fans.
You're sure to get irate
As Buttman and his allies
Take over centre ice.
Just sit right back you'll hear a tale,
A tale of some greedy pricks,
Who took away your hockey game,
and called each other dicks.
In charge was a freaky muppet man,
who didn't give a fuck.
The whole gang just packed up and left
when Buttman stole the puck.
The fans they started to protest,
It fell on all deaf ears.
And even with the courage of the CC crew,
The season still was lost.
The season still was lost.
The league they gathered all on this frozen centre ice
with Muppet Man
and Don Fehr too,
The billionaires and their wives.
The hockey stars
The CBC and Don Cherry
Here on Lockout Ice.
So this is the tale of all the fans
No hockey for a long, long time.
We'll have to make the best of things
Other hobbies we will find.
The Muppet and the Fehrman too,
will do their very best
To piss all over on the fans
And shit out one big mess.
No pucks! No sticks! No elbow pads.
Not a single call is made.
No Don McLean, either
A very small price to pay.
So join us here each week you fans.
You're sure to get irate
As Buttman and his allies
Take over centre ice.
Doc: "BTW, Donny was right, you're smug."
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread
^^^^ sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island Theme Song of course.
Thanks Corny, loved it!
Strangely.
Thanks Corny, loved it!
Strangely.
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