Lockout Singalong Thread

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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Strangelove » Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:25 pm

Strangelove wrote:We got two thousand freakin’ hits
On a singalong thread
We got our redneck folk
Just seein’ red

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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby rats19 » Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:06 pm

Corn corn corn is on our side
Yes he is
Corn corn corn is on our side
Yes he is...
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Strangelove » Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:10 pm

Really?? I always thought he was on the side of truth, justice, and the American way.

Corny, right?

Folks get yer twisted tunes in quickly, cuz this lockout, she's just about over....
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Cornuck » Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:21 pm

Strangelove wrote:Really?? I always thought he was on the side of truth, justice, and the American Canadian way.

Corny, right?


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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby rats19 » Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:46 pm

Heading to the land of winterball...and rodeos december 1stish...

should be able to catch both canucks games in doanland if there are 2 in a shortened season....:) :mex:
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Re: Welcome Back Singalong Thread

Postby Arachnid » Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:41 pm

Drop that puck. Shit for brains. Buttman's day is here.
Gather all those fans up and pour them some free beer.

NHL for union brothas. KHL for crack.
Sign those jerks back to the minors. Only allow the loyal back.

Blow that whistle. Cheer for fighting. Hockey fan's day is near.
Twenty million euros, those fucking traitor goons are queer.

NA is for Pro. SEL is whack.
Sign those jerks back to the minors. Only allow the loyal back.

Throw something at the TV. Bite on a Bruin. Union & Management are a mirror.
Bloated misguided rules abound. We want something better yah hear?

AHL for prospects. OHL, rookies who lack
Sign those jerks back to the minors. Only allow the loyal back.

Pour that beer. Scream at refs. Give both sides the gear.
Hack that chumps crappy stick. Fuck that man named Fehr.

National Hockey League rules! Leafs, not so much, must be smack.
Sign those jerks back to the minors. Only allow the loyal back.

Spill that beverage. Get really drunk. Gary fucked your mom and your dad in the rear .
Twenty silly beer leaguers. Could have a more faithful career.

NHL for white/black/yellow/brown/red`. Euro leagues for the hack.
Sign those jerks back to the minors. Only allow the loyal back.

Blow that call. Blame the CBeebC. Cherry, Ron's man is defiantly a smear.
They ran away overseas, those greedy fucking pigs. Only now see them reappear.

Millionaires the lot of them. Fans suffer, chick flicks breaking our back.
Sign those jerks back to the minors. Only allow the loyal back.

Saturday nights are sacred. Hockey, profane. Fanatics control it, never have fear.
They think we need them more than they need us. Us, their final financier.

Don your true jersey. Wear your lucky black.
Sign those jerks back to the minors. Only allow the loyal back.

Their true colours fully exposed now. Hooray for the boy-men. Judgement day is coming near.
No more excuses, the Stanley Cup will be the Canucks, if not it's up to us to jeer.

Hockey IS Canadian. It's hockey lore and fact.
Sign those jerks back to the minors. Only allow the loyal back.

Sip that cup. Spear that redneck. Oh Holy Day of the year.
Our homes, our schools, our city streets of rich players will be clear.

What is wrong with the game? Besides Bettman's ass shoe rack.
Sticks are no longer made from trees. Pucks you can no longer stack.

Slap that bitch. Get her to bring you a brew. Swiss league is for really small penis gear.
NHL should be for royal; not for those that sold us out to fear.

NHL for true players. KHL, What The Frack?!
Keep those disloyal players in the wastelands. For the owners.... give them the sack.




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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Strangelove » Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:59 pm

^^^ Nice thesis! :wink:
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby rats19 » Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:09 pm

atta boy spides...atta boy 8-)
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Strangelove » Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:18 pm

bump...
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Cookie La Rue » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:56 am

"Fick dich und deine schwester"
hast du dir tetowiert
no future - das war gestern
seit dem ist viel passiert

sie heißt gary
und ihre haare sind blau
ihr habt verkehr
doch du gibst es nicht zu denn sie ist deine traumfrau

aber ist das noch puckrock?
wie dein herz schlägt wenn sie dich küsst
ist das noch puckrock?
wenn euer lieblingslied in den charts ist
das hat so den coolnessfaktor
von einem gartentraktor
ist das noch puckrock? - ich glaube nicht

Früher warst du dabei
wenn eine wanne brannte
dies jahr am ersten mai
besuchst du ihre tante
seit es gary gibt kommst du nicht mehr saufen
ihr geht zu ikea um für eure bude eine neue küche zu kaufen

aber ist das noch puckrock?
wie dein herz schlägt wenn sie dich küsst
ist das noch puckrock?
dass euer lieblingslied in den charts ist
ich will euch nicht den spaß verderben
aber muss es denn dafür sterben
ist das noch puckrock? - hmm (verneint)

du machst nichts mehr ohne sie
ihr seid so ein bisschen wie
die fehrer und scientology:
gefährlich, gefährlich
gut geht das auf dauer nicht
du verstehst meine trauer nicht
das ist wirklich bedauerlich
ganz ehrlich

ist das noch puckrock?
wie dein herz schlägt wenn sie dich küsst
wenn euer lieblingslied in den charts ist
ihr solltet euch immer fragen
was würde eddie shore sagen?
ist das noch puckrock? - ich glaube nicht

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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Aaronp18 » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:31 pm

Jingle Bells, Bettman tells....
that de Fehr has laid and egg.
The fans all cry, just share the pie.
As another season just slips away!

Masterpiece?? - I think so!!
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Arachnid » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:51 pm

Cookie La Rue wrote:"Fick dich und deine schwester"
hast du dir tetowiert
no future - das war gestern
seit dem ist viel passiert

sie heißt gary
und ihre haare sind blau
ihr habt verkehr
doch du gibst es nicht zu denn sie ist deine traumfrau

aber ist das noch puckrock?
wie dein herz schlägt wenn sie dich küsst
ist das noch puckrock?
wenn euer lieblingslied in den charts ist
das hat so den coolnessfaktor
von einem gartentraktor
ist das noch puckrock? - ich glaube nicht

Früher warst du dabei
wenn eine wanne brannte
dies jahr am ersten mai
besuchst du ihre tante
seit es gary gibt kommst du nicht mehr saufen
ihr geht zu ikea um für eure bude eine neue küche zu kaufen

aber ist das noch puckrock?
wie dein herz schlägt wenn sie dich küsst
ist das noch puckrock?
dass euer lieblingslied in den charts ist
ich will euch nicht den spaß verderben
aber muss es denn dafür sterben
ist das noch puckrock? - hmm (verneint)

du machst nichts mehr ohne sie
ihr seid so ein bisschen wie
die fehrer und scientology:
gefährlich, gefährlich
gut geht das auf dauer nicht
du verstehst meine trauer nicht
das ist wirklich bedauerlich
ganz ehrlich

ist das noch puckrock?
wie dein herz schlägt wenn sie dich küsst
wenn euer lieblingslied in den charts ist
ihr solltet euch immer fragen
was würde eddie shore sagen?
ist das noch puckrock? - ich glaube nicht



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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Strangelove » Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:43 pm

Aaronp18 wrote:Jingle Bells, Bettman tells....
that de Fehr has laid and egg.
The fans all cry, just share the pie.
As another season just slips away!

Masterpiece?? - I think so!!


It's the thought that counts good buddy! :thumbs:
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Aaronp18 » Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:11 pm

Strangelove wrote:It's the thought that counts good buddy! :thumbs:


Hmmm now your starting to sound like my wife.

This is why she gets gift cards from Santa!!

:mrgreen:
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Topper » Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:07 pm

Aaronp18 wrote:
Strangelove wrote:It's the thought that counts good buddy! :thumbs:


Hmmm now your starting to sound like my wife.

This is why she gets gift cards from Santa!!

:mrgreen:

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