Lockout Singalong Thread

[Strangelove]

No hockey and no summer make Strangie something something...

Alright folks, those dark lockout clouds have moved in and we are caught in a raging storm

.... so how’s about we CHASE THOSE BLUES AWAY!

I’ll go first, guys get your wife and/or girlfriend to sing the lyrics below to this tune:



Rolls of bright quarters and shiny brass knuckles

Blood spewing players and angry fan chuckles

Unionized pros with their asses in slings

These are a few of my fanciful things



Stressed hockey junkies and sports barroom owners

Merchandise sellers and odd online loners

Coming together for all that it brings

These are a few of my fanciful things



Bumpkins with pitchforks and slickers with heaters

Crackpots with C-4 and punks with repeaters

Exploding packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my fanciful things



When the bandy bites

When the lockout stings

When I feel like shit

I simply remember my fanciful things

And then I can deal with it

[donlever]

Joey Sh*thead covering the Subhumans...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdrlefwPDmc

We don't care

What you say

F**k You!

[Blob Mckenzie]

Joey Sh*thead covering the Subhumans...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdrlefwPDmc

We don't care

What you say

F**k You!

Hey leves...if this is the last time I get to cyberengage you..........it's benn a slice.


take care amigo and weber you go I hope you have a schultz of a time. Its too bad we neve got doan to habing a beer together.

[donlever]

...not going anywhere yet although thanks for the sentiment.

Still got my long winded diatribe to offer up and answer to.

(Nice touch on the sign off Blob...awesome...fuk it's been a long time eh?)

[Cornuck]

Joey Sh*thead covering the Subhumans...

Nice - I haven't heard that version before.

And yes - a big FUCK YOU! to the NHL.

[Topper]

Joey Sh*thead covering the Subhumans...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdrlefwPDmc

We don't care

What you say

F**k You!

High school, stopped at a light in New West, with a little old lady crossing the street staring at us as the Subhumans blasted from the tape deck.

[Strangelove]

High school, stopped at a light in New West, with a little old lady crossing the street staring at us as the Subhumans blasted from the tape deck.

That's the second time today you've referred to little old ladies.

Y'know, I used to open doors for little old ladies, but since the lockout: No more Mr Nice Guy!!

[Strangelove]

Sing the lyrics below to Tony Clifton’s “I Will Survive”:




At first I was afraid when you said farewell

Kept thinking I could never live without the NHL

But then I spent so much time thinking how you did me wrong

And I found the LFL and I discovered bong



So don’t come back from outer space

Don’t wanna see you on that dial because you’re a damn disgrace

You can stuff your fucking lockout

You can stuff your CBA

You can stuff it where the sun don’t shine, you can stuff it all the way



Go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now

Cuz you’re not welcome anymore

Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?

Did you think I’d crumble? Did you think I’d lay down and die?



Oh no not I, I will survive

As long as I’ve got sex and drugs I know I’ll stay alive

I’ve got all my live to live, I’ve got all my love to give

And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey

[Cornuck]

[ukcanuck]

Sing the lyrics below to Tony Clifton’s “I Will Survive”:




At first I was afraid when you said farewell

Kept thinking I could never live without the NHL

But then I spent so much time thinking how you did me wrong

And I found the LFL and I discovered bong

LOFL holy crap that's one hell of a talent you got there doc, maybe you should quit your day job

[Strangelove]

... The Lockout Song video

Nice find Corny, I particularly liked:

[Strangelove]

LOFL holy crap that's one hell of a talent you got there doc, maybe you should quit your day job

Way aheada ya....

Fun fact: Strangelove is the real Tony Clifton!

[Strangelove]

Do, Re, Mi

DOH a lockout, another one!
RAY, there’s not a ray of hope,
ME, I'm pissed, I’m really pissed
FAR beyond all reach or scope,
SO my heart is going numb,
LA LA LA, my hands are on my ears,
TEA, I’ve gotta smoke me some,
And that brings us back to DOH DOH DOH DOH
(repeat)


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[Cornuck]

Ok, here's my attempt...

Just sit right back you'll hear a tale,
A tale of some greedy pricks,
Who took away your hockey game,
and called each other dicks.

In charge was a freaky muppet man,
who didn't give a fuck.
The whole gang just packed up and left
when Buttman stole the puck.

The fans they started to protest,
It fell on all deaf ears.
And even with the courage of the CC crew,
The season still was lost.
The season still was lost.

The league they gathered all on this frozen centre ice
with Muppet Man
and Don Fehr too,
The billionaires and their wives.
The hockey stars
The CBC and Don Cherry
Here on Lockout Ice.

So this is the tale of all the fans
No hockey for a long, long time.
We'll have to make the best of things
Other hobbies we will find.

The Muppet and the Fehrman too,
will do their very best
To piss all over on the fans
And shit out one big mess.

No pucks! No sticks! No elbow pads.
Not a single call is made.
No Don McLean, either
A very small price to pay.

So join us here each week you fans.
You're sure to get irate
As Buttman and his allies
Take over centre ice.

[Strangelove]

^^^^ sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island Theme Song of course.

Thanks Corny, loved it!

Strangely.