Since he's likely to sign in the next day or two, let's get a little speculation going. Not like there's anything better to do, right?

Want him? Don't want him? Cancer in the room, misunderstood genius, or simply invisible? 40-goal guy or 20-goal guy?
My own personal hunch is that either DET or NJD signs him to short (1-2 yr) deal at $5-6m per to make up for theIr various losses... although the Rangers are always a safe bet. Could always be a wild card, though, but it seems to me having a big-ticket Russian already on-board will probably be a major factor. Although I don't see PIT going for him.
Predictions, educated guesses, and utter bullshit speculation all welcome.