Booth kills baited bear

[SKYO]

Booth goes on the defensive:

"This page is a David Booth fan page dedicated to giving you info on his career & Twitter feed. Refrain from negative messages because I dont judge and you know what? We all eat McDonalds who have slaughter houses worse then hunting."

haha

[Strangelove]

Skyo, let’s not forget Davy is an amarican eh?

To kill a bar is considered a heroic deed across the line from way back....

Bornd on a mountaintop in Tennessee,
Greenest state in the land of the free.
Raised in the woods soze he knew every tree.
Kilt him a bar when he was only three.

DAVY, Davy Booth, king of the wild frontier!

Now, on a more serious note:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/story/2012/05/31/bc-bear-buries-man.html

RCMP in Kamloops, B.C., have recovered the corpse of a man that was pulled from a car by a bear and stashed nearby in the woods. The dismembered and partially eaten body was discovered around 6 p.m. PT Wednesday by some hunters... The driver's window of the vehicle was down and there were numerous muddy paw prints, scratches, dents and other damage on the car... The hunters then searched the area and found the man's body buried about 120 metres from the vehicle.... When police arrived to investigate, a black bear that was spotted earlier in the area by the hunters returned to the scene. By the time the investigators returned a second time to recover the body it had been moved by the bear once again, and buried under brush, leaves and grass.

[Per]

Sometimes you take a piss at the bear, and sometimes the bear takes a piss at you...



OK, so this guy went outside to take a leak when he saw a moose calf struggling in the rapid nearby. He asked his wife to get the ipad to get it on film, when suddenly a bear appears (probably thinking he might have the moose calf for a snack)...

Transcript:
"Look, Ola, there's a bear... Watch out! Run for fuck's sake, you stupid old bastard! Get up! Run for fuck's sake! Do you have shit for brains? There's a fucking bear!Good Lord! What the hell! What the fuck is going on?"*

Sorry, about the poor picture quality, she held the ipad in an upright position, and then youtube flattened it out to fit the frame. Still. This has been allover Swedish media etc. There's something hilarious about a guy in his underwear, a bear and an upset wife shouting abuse at her husband all mixed into one.

*I took some liberty with the curse word's, the one's she's actually using are "helvete" (=hell), "jävel" (=devil) and "faan" (nickname for Satan), but since English language cursing is usually more sexual than blasphemic I switched some to make it sound more natural.

[Eddy Punch Clock]

Just saw me a new bumper sticker on the way home...

"Kids who hunt, fish and trap don't grow up to mug old ladies"



Take that PETA.

[RoyalDude]

Just saw me a new bumper sticker on the way home...

"Kids who hunt, fish and trap don't grow up to mug old ladies"



Take that PETA.

No, but they go all Ozarky/Deliverance and hump dudes in the bum.

[Strangelove]

"Kids who hunt, fish and trap don't grow up to mug old ladies"

No, but they go all Ozarky/Deliverance and hump dudes in the bum.

... and it becomes clear as to why dude is all butthurt on this issue.

[clem]

"Kids who hunt, fish and trap don't grow up to mug old ladies"

No, but they go all Ozarky/Deliverance and hump dudes in the bum.

... and it becomes clear as to why dude is all butthurt on this issue.

Ewww.

Nothing Royal about that.

[Strangelove]

Ewww.

Nothing Royal about that.

Hmmm... there's a Royal Bumps joke in there somewhere.

[RoyalDude]

"Kids who hunt, fish and trap don't grow up to mug old ladies"

No, but they go all Ozarky/Deliverance and hump dudes in the bum.

... and it becomes clear as to why dude is all butthurt on this issue.

Sorry to disappoint ya 'Strangejackasslove', wouldn't know, but maybe you can tell us some stories about it since you live in B.C.'s version of the Ozarks.

[Strangelove]

wouldn't know

That's okay dude, we didn't expect you to admit it (in anything other than a Freudian slip) of course.

[Topper]

Just saw me a new bumper sticker on the way home...

"Kids who hunt, fish and trap don't grow up to mug old ladies"



Take that PETA.

No, but they go all Ozarky/Deliverance and hump dudes in the bum.

Butt to borrow a phrase, sometimes you eat your dead, sometimes your dead eat you.

[Hockey Widow]

I decided to finally read this thread to see what all the fuss was. I could hardly bear it.

[dbr]

I decided to finally read this thread to see what all the fuss was. I could hardly bear it.

I smell a few pages of awful puns bruin brewin'..

[Fred]

Booth and his cross bow at it again It' all Bettmans fault

http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2012/9/2 ... -it-or-not

[ukcanuck]

Booth and his cross bow at it again It' all Bettmans fault

http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2012/9/2 ... -it-or-not

Maybe we could bait Bettman with a jar of us twenties and have Booth waiting in a nearby tree...