A friend gave me a bear roast.
Braised it in apple juice with ginger, juniper, rosemary and maple syrup for 7 hours. Served it on smoked basmatti rice with the reduced braising liquid and a salad with toasted pecans and shredded fontina and a white wine vinaigrette.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.