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Re: Playoff Poetry

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Nice work, Spoons - but I'm not are how the 'pet stain remover fits.
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Cornuck wrote:Nice work, Spoons - but I'm not are how the 'pet stain remover fits.
My cat is a Canucks fan. He was upset after game two.
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Don't blame him.
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Twas then when the answer came to me!
We don’t need Dank,
And to be frank,
More cowbell immediately!

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Re: Playoff Poetry

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Beauty, Doc.
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Re: Playoff Poetry

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The dude doesn't like shutdown hockey
and when Larry talks numbers, dude flees
There really is no discussion
with the dude and his mission
to drive us all crazy

The days till Wednesday go by slowly
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Re: Playoff Poetry

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Already posted it in the Daniel is on a plane thread, but guess it fits here as well:

Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for LA
And I can see Daniel waving goodbye
Oh it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes

They say concussions ruin the game
But Daniel says he's as good as he's ever been
He should know if he's healed up enough
Oh I miss Daniel, oh, I miss him so much

Daniel, my brother, you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain or has your head healed
Your eyes have died, buy you see more than Manny
Daniel you're a star on the face of the ice

Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for LA
And I can see Daniel waving goodbye
Oh it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
Oh god it looks like Daniel, but I guess it could be Hank...
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Strangelove wrote: Road Trips With Cherry (or “Don’t Fear the Reaper”)

I saw Spoon’s idol on the TV,
Twas then when the answer came to me!
We don’t need Dank,
And to be frank,
More cowbell immediately!
Just got back from some R & R at the Harrison resort with wifey. Wednesday night upon returning to our room after a moonlight dip in the outdoor pool, I turned on the TV for the highlights. Turned the dial to Global just in time to catch Squire Barnes, cowbell in hand.... "Yup just needed more cowbell" he said.

LOFL, thanks for that Squire! :wink:
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Re: Playoff Poetry

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^^^ BTW Squire pulled out it out on air again last night!

IT

OUT!!! :shock:

Okay that's enough of that Squire! :lol:
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Cowbell pulling is initially a blast
A unique schtick that cannot last
Pushing it on us instead of telling yarns
Can't think of anything new....shame squire barns
Silence intelligence so stupid isn’t offended….
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..a diminutive lad is our squire
Pulling ads from the satellite wire
Not a big fan of local news
But Sophie Liu I'd like to.....
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...take a number, you are not a loner
Sophie provides many a man a......
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..yeah I never thought to much of her until I met her at a charity thing one time a while back and she was all dolled up and hot as fire.

I like me some Asian girls...

N e way.

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Re: Playoff Poetry

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Look guys we're ALL hot for Sophie, but don't you get it??

ireSquay ightmay owshay her this eadthray!!
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Strangelove wrote:Look guys we're ALL hot for Sophie, but don't you get it??

ireSquay ightmay owshay her this eadthray!!

:shock:

So Sophie, baby, how you doin', I was the guy with the, and the...

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