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ukcanuck wrote:

DavidPratt_ wrote: I DEFINE COUGARS AS 40+ LADIES ON THE PROWL LOOKING FOR A LITTLE TUBE-STEAK BOOGIE (TO QUOTE ZZ TOP). THAT'S WHAT I SHAG ON A REGULAR BASIS BUDDY. YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOME TIME. UNFORTUNATELY YOU'RE NOT RICH AND FAMOUS.

I didnt know you had to be rich or famous to shag desperate middle aged women. All you need for that is a clean shirt, be able to drink a beer without getting it allover the shirt and be able to hold a conversation without looking at their boobs.

You don't even need to be able to do any of that UK...



Kinda makes one wonder if poster Pratt has suction cups on his palms.

Of course we all knows he's "not of this world".

Velcro more likely.

Hahaha
Steve Martin is a wild and crazy guy

Dave Pratt... Not so much

DavidPratt_ wrote:TURN UP THE VOLUME KIDS IN SEPTEMBER ON YOUR MORNING DRIVE. I'M BACK WITH THE STATION I HELPED BUILD.

DP

I am hearing Pratt and Brother Jake will have a morning gig together . Yuck . Not enough air time for both of these windbags to be on together. I actually liked Farhan Lalji when he pinch hit. Easily the best of a bad lot.

Mondi wrote:The Brother Jake Show (with David Pratt).

HOW DOES BIG DADDY FEEL ABOUT PLAYING SECOND FIDDLE TO A NON-SPORTS GUY?

I give this marriage made in heaven 6 months before its goes south and DP takes over by himself.

YOU SAID IT NOT ME.

GOOD TO BE BACK KIDS. TIME WILL TELL.

PRATT OUT

Morning show sucks, Bro Jake does not work.

I stopped listening to him on Rock 101.1 becasue of his urge to always talk about a penis and the 2 days this week I listened to them they talk about a penis.

Team 1040 is trying something different and I don't like it.

Reefer2 wrote:Morning show sucks, Bro Jake does not work.

I stopped listening to him on Rock 101.1 becasue of his urge to always talk about a penis and the 2 days this week I listened to them they talk about a penis.

Team 1040 is trying something different and I don't like it.

Penises make you uncomfortable, huh Reef.

That's cool.

Vaginas make Per super uncomfortable.

The desperation for a story is sad to watch.

trying to manufacture a Kesler/Tortorella spat yesterday. Dregs given 60 seconds to tell us the Sedins are negotiating and extension with the Canucks.

Today it is Torts doesn't like twits.

Buried in there is that Booth still isn't cleared to play.

Apparently Torts hates the twitter.

@Strombone1 will very soon hate the Torts.

Rumsfeld wrote:

Reefer2 wrote:Morning show sucks, Bro Jake does not work.

I stopped listening to him on Rock 101.1 becasue of his urge to always talk about a penis and the 2 days this week I listened to them they talk about a penis.

Team 1040 is trying something different and I don't like it.

Penises make you uncomfortable, huh Reef.

That's cool.

Vaginas make Per super uncomfortable.

Well my penis is OK others ...... not so much.

But really it is painful to listen too, maybe because sports is slow but dang they just rattle on about nothing.

Reefer2 wrote:

Rumsfeld wrote:

Reefer2 wrote:Morning show sucks, Bro Jake does not work.

I stopped listening to him on Rock 101.1 becasue of his urge to always talk about a penis and the 2 days this week I listened to them they talk about a penis.

Team 1040 is trying something different and I don't like it.

Penises make you uncomfortable, huh Reef.

That's cool.

Vaginas make Per super uncomfortable.

Well my penis is OK others ...... not so much.

But really it is painful to listen too, maybe because sports is slow but dang they just rattle on about nothing.

Women's pagans make me hard...does that make me gay? Is that what homosexuals call their anus? Please confirm Bumsfield

Rumsfeld wrote:Apparently Torts hates the twitter.

@Strombone1 will very soon hate the Torts.

Twitter is for Twits...I think Burn Agains like Davie hate it too because you can't fit the Bible into 140 character universe (apparently you have to leave out the judgey bits).

Rumsfeld wrote:Poster Arachnid,

I think the entire hockey board would be better off if you stopped disrespecting both the forum and its posters, who would actually like to discuss the Canucks rather than be exposed to your inane ramblings. Please seek some help and post your drivel in the Bar and Grill instead. If you can't find it, it's named after the guy who thought you're a phony f-tard.

Signed,

Everybody

Do we have an ignore feature here yet?

Signed everyone except RD and Rumsfeld!!!!

Knucklehead wrote:

Rumsfeld wrote:Poster Arachnid,

I think the entire hockey board would be better off if you stopped disrespecting both the forum and its posters, who would actually like to discuss the Canucks rather than be exposed to your inane ramblings. Please seek some help and post your drivel in the Bar and Grill instead. If you can't find it, it's named after the guy who thought you're a phony f-tard.

Signed,

Everybody

Do we have an ignore feature here yet?

Signed everyone except RD and Rumsfeld!!!!

You've made three posts in the last 4 months... all of them direct replies to me.

And YOU want to ignore MY stuff?



It seems to me your previous posts all came with a built-in ignore feature, because I can't for the life of me remember who the hell you are.