pot calling the kettle black

[Rumsfeld]

I don't see what the problem is.

When life throws you a banana, just force the girlfriend to make banana bread!

Oh, that's ripe.

[Per]

I heard another banana was tossed earlier (2nd period?) while Simmonds was out there.

Didn't make it all the way to the ice.

Maybe he had a bunch.

Maybe there was a second tosser....

From the grassy knoll in section 119...

I have a hunch he did have a bunch.

A veritable bombardment of fruit projectiles.

Bananarama: A Chilling Account of the Day Hockey Changed Forever by Donald Rumsfeld. In stores October 31st.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

[Topper]

Proof you can not spear chuck a boomerang.