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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:23 pm
by Mozy
yeah so him spending a few months to a year in jail wont do anything... he wont be missing any season but the one on my backyard rink :lol:

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:41 pm
by ClamRussel
silver wrote:
I definitely hope that he doesn't go to jail.

I want to be able to drive as fast as I want, whenever I want, with impunity.

All my lawyer has to do is find precedents in BC where people killed others with their cars, show how my incident wasn't nearly as bad, and I'm outta here.

Maybe Heatley should sue Ferrari for making such a fast car, although these days a Kia Rio would get up to those speeds as well.

Yup, Heatley is neither responsible for his actions, nor should he be punished for them. In fact, nobody should. Vehicular carnage is just a fact of life, and totally unpreventable, right?
LoL, nice. :lol: Yep, street racing is akin to eating, breathing, bangin' and numerotwo-ing. Hey it could have happened to any of us right, Rio or Ferrari.
Shall it be chalked up as collateral damage?

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:43 pm
by ClamRussel
feritflame wrote:yeah so him spending a few months to a year in jail wont do anything... he wont be missing any season but the one on my backyard rink :lol:
If he goes to jail he'll be getting lots of "backyard" action.

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:50 pm
by svts
ClamRussel wrote:LoL, nice. :lol: Yep, street racing is akin to eating, breathing, bangin' and numerotwo-ing.
I'm married with two children, so I wouldn't know about the bangin' part. :cry:

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:52 pm
by ClamRussel
:lol: You should get yourself a fast car to compensate then. If a man can't be bangin' surely its his right to drive fast.

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:55 pm
by Mozy
yeah children will do that to yah

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:55 pm
by svts
ClamRussel wrote::lol: You should get yourself a fast car to compensate then. If a man can't be bangin' surely its his right to drive fast.
Got those.

Course, the non-banging is temporary (10month old son doesn't see why he needs to sleep). The cars are permanent (until wifey lets me get even faster ones).

Of course, they both still have to have four doors.

Just twenty more years......................... :roll:

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:01 pm
by ClamRussel
silver wrote:Course, the non-banging is temporary
Thats not what I hear.... :shock:

Anyone know the joke why brides are so overjoyed w/ tears of happiness as they're walking down the isle?












'Cause they know they've given their last blowjob. :roll:

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:06 pm
by svts
ClamRussel wrote:
silver wrote:Course, the non-banging is temporary
Thats not what I hear.... :shock:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Actually, she wants it just as bad. Just as things start going, its:

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:13 pm
by Madcombinepilot
hey silver,

If your having all that trouble with the wife and kids getting the way,



change your girlfriend :)

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:16 pm
by ClamRussel
silver wrote:
ClamRussel wrote:
silver wrote:Course, the non-banging is temporary
Thats not what I hear.... :shock:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Actually, she wants it just as bad. Just as things start going, its:

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya well thats why we've stuck with a dog for now. Even thats hard enough at times.
Ever try getting something going w/ a Rottweiler coming up to you and staring in your face......(and w/ a very 'lets break it up here' look to boot).....just as bad as the crying I'll tell ya that. She's like NHL linesmen anytime some hugging breaks out.

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:18 pm
by ClamRussel
Madcombinepilot wrote:hey silver,

If your having all that trouble with the wife and kids getting the way,



change your girlfriend :)
8-)

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:30 pm
by Mozy
or silver.... you could wait a little while till the government actually passes their bill on legalizing polygamy.... hey it happened with gay marriages( and im not saying im against them im rather neutral but just to clear things up) nothing says that in the near future polygamy wont be legal in Canada

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:43 pm
by Madcombinepilot
Its all legal so long as you lie about your last name when you meet her in the bar.

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:44 pm
by Mozy
your a pro....i cant tell ;)