Chuck 'Luongo' Norris
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Chuck 'Luongo' Norris
I swiped these from the Canucks website...these may be old but I've never seen them before. Cracked me up on a Friday afternoon.
Luongo doesn't sleep... he waits.
Some wear Superman pajamas.... Kipper wears Luongo pajamas.
Luongo lost his virginity before his dad did.
On the 7th day God rested... Luongo took over.
Luongo can shoot a plane down by holding up his stick and yelling "BANG!"
Luongo is Luke Skywalkers real father.
Luongo is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Luongo counted to infinity. Twice.
Luongo's glove hand is the only one that can beat a Royal Flush.
When the boogyman goes to sleep everynight... he checks his closet for Luongo.
Icey-hot is not strong enough for Luongo. After each game he rubs his muscles with liquid MAGMA
The bible was originaly named "Luongo and Friends"
Luongo was what Willis was talkin about.
When God said "let there be light" Luongo said "Say please."
Luongo puts his pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us. Except after he goes and gets a shutout.
In a fight between Bieksa and Iginla you know who the winner would be? Luongo.
In the words of Julius Caesar: "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Luongo". Translation: "I came, I saw, i was shut out by Luongo".
Luongo doesn't sleep... he waits.
Some wear Superman pajamas.... Kipper wears Luongo pajamas.
Luongo lost his virginity before his dad did.
On the 7th day God rested... Luongo took over.
Luongo can shoot a plane down by holding up his stick and yelling "BANG!"
Luongo is Luke Skywalkers real father.
Luongo is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Luongo counted to infinity. Twice.
Luongo's glove hand is the only one that can beat a Royal Flush.
When the boogyman goes to sleep everynight... he checks his closet for Luongo.
Icey-hot is not strong enough for Luongo. After each game he rubs his muscles with liquid MAGMA
The bible was originaly named "Luongo and Friends"
Luongo was what Willis was talkin about.
When God said "let there be light" Luongo said "Say please."
Luongo puts his pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us. Except after he goes and gets a shutout.
In a fight between Bieksa and Iginla you know who the winner would be? Luongo.
In the words of Julius Caesar: "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Luongo". Translation: "I came, I saw, i was shut out by Luongo".
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Not top 10 overall, top 10 forward I'd say so...
But it's not like Luongo will ever be a top 10 goalie of all time.... maybe not even top 20!
But it's not like Luongo will ever be a top 10 goalie of all time.... maybe not even top 20!
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I could care less where he ranks when he hangs 'em up.
If he gets a ring or two with the canucks he's worth every dime. Regardless of how he ends his career, he's currently doing something for this team Messier never did...he's leading them.
If he gets a ring or two with the canucks he's worth every dime. Regardless of how he ends his career, he's currently doing something for this team Messier never did...he's leading them.
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So? Talk to me when he does something in the playoffs..... even Cloutier got us to the second round.IgotachubbyforChubarov wrote:Haha, you say this, but there's an excellent chance that streak will end this year(*knock on wood*). Is it coincidence that the 1st year he leaves the abysmal Panthers this will happen? I think not!JamesOwnzSam11 wrote:Luongo has never made the playoffs.
oh wait....
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So? I was responding to your comment; "Luongo has never made the playoffs".JamesOwnzSam11 wrote:So? Talk to me when he does something in the playoffs..... even Cloutier got us to the second round.IgotachubbyforChubarov wrote:Haha, you say this, but there's an excellent chance that streak will end this year(*knock on wood*). Is it coincidence that the 1st year he leaves the abysmal Panthers this will happen? I think not!JamesOwnzSam11 wrote:Luongo has never made the playoffs.
oh wait....
But yes, I will talk to you when he does something in the playoffs.
you are never going to meet a bigger Cloutier fan than myself. you can ask anyone on these boards and the ESPN boards but dont ever kid yourself for a second on the intelligence of any canuck fan or hockey fan for that matter that will compare what Clouts is and what Roberto is. There is NO comparison NONE.... ZIP.... NADDA.JamesOwnzSam11 wrote: even Cloutier got us to the second round.
Clouts did an admirable job in the regular season and had a great playoffs against the Blues to get us to the second round. But if you bag on Lou for not being in the playoffs and dont think he is a major part of now and the future of this team then you are just looking for a scrap in the boards. There is nothing that has shown Lou will fall apart in any pressure situation. NOTHING. Lou has answered EVERY bell in every area this season and in his past stepped in for Canada against a heavily favoured Czech team going in COLD when Marty started almost every minute. and when the pressure was worse in OT in that game Lou made his biggest stop getting us to the Final in that world Cup. if that is not playoff type pressure then I dont know what is. a moment like that helps define you as a player. especially a goalie.
stop kidding yourself and trying to Antagonize the board with Lou has no playoff experience arguments to try to convince us we do not have something special.
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Wow !! This went way off topic!!
Thanks for laughing at the original post. Made my Friday afternoon before I watched Luongo win another game for the Canucks....
When Luongo does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Luongo gave Mona Lisa that smile....after another shutout win.
Luongo can slam a revolving door.
Luongo doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Luongo kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his jock strap.
Luongo has never been accused of robbery for the simple fact that his glovehand saves are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."
Thanks for laughing at the original post. Made my Friday afternoon before I watched Luongo win another game for the Canucks....
When Luongo does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Luongo gave Mona Lisa that smile....after another shutout win.
Luongo can slam a revolving door.
Luongo doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Luongo kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his jock strap.
Luongo has never been accused of robbery for the simple fact that his glovehand saves are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
-- Winston Churchill
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Soapy wrote:Wow !! This went way off topic!!
Thanks for laughing at the original post. Made my Friday afternoon before I watched Luongo win another game for the Canucks....
When Luongo does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Luongo gave Mona Lisa that smile....after another shutout win.
Luongo can slam a revolving door.
Luongo doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Luongo kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his jock strap.
Luongo has never been accused of robbery for the simple fact that his glovehand saves are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."