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Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:34 pm

Strangelove wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:26 pm

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 3:51 pm It would be cool if they could kick Beagle off a bridge, but he’s likely too heavy and full of lead to kick very far. I think he had .... what ? ... 8 points last year? He’s not the worst contract on the team though... so there’s that

No one loves Beagle... so like why the fuck do you keep going there?

Hargraves is oblivious to the fact folks are mocking him for his insatiable love of his little Troy Boy Toy.

Hargraves is also the only soul in all of Canuckdom who thinks Beagle was brought in to put up points.

Danny has big lovers nuts for Beagle kinda like you love Sutter.... but hated Pettersson. Why so hostile old chap? The gout flaring up again?

Not hostile, but a tad frustrated you can't seem to grasp why you and your gomer are being mocked.

Danny doesn't love Beagle. You L O V E Stecher. Full stop.

Both should leave without anyone batting an eye, but you and your gomer have been batting like crazy ever since the runt-punt.

Nope.... sorry Danny LOVES Beagle. Like loves him. Lay off the red meat and booze amigo. Gout often turns into kidney stones down the road for a lot of folks.

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:48 pm Nope.... sorry Danny LOVES Beagle. Like loves him.

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.” - Joseph Goebbels

From the last 2 months:

The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 7:14 am Beagle is a grunt

The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sun Oct 04, 2020 8:21 am If I'm JB i focus on clearing out 2 of Roussel, Eriksson and Beagle.

The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Wed Sep 09, 2020 11:43 am The 4 horseman of Bennings 20/21 cap apocalypse are Sutter Eriksson Beagle and Roussel.

Strangelove wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:42 pm you and your gomer

He loves him.... trust me. He said Beagle teaches the youngsters how to win. You are getting sour though old timer. Maybe get some fresh air and get outdoors. Hop on your scooter and go for a burn.

Beagle is just one of those player/coach type of vets that rebuilding teams need around to show the kiddies the way....he wins draws and blocks shots well on the PK.

Hes a Peter Zezel type if player if you need a reference.

Not core but supporting cast/depth

The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:29 pm Beagle is just one of those player/coach type of vets that rebuilding teams need around to show the kiddies the way....he wins draws and blocks shots well on the PK.

Hes a Peter Zezel type if player if you need a reference.

Not core but supporting cast/depth

He's also got the 321st highest cap hit in the league.

So ya, this is a really big deal.

Blob is into the anger phase of his grieving over the loss of Stecher. After we saw how long it took him to recover from Gaunce being exposed, I'd say we're many years away from him finding acceptance.

No ....I’m just pointing out that Beagle is a piss poor hockey player. He’s a replacement level player. Don’t you have a Frank Corrado card signing to attend ESQ?

The 321st cap hit out of what ....750 or so contracts league wide? Yikes the guy is in the 700s for actual ability to play the game and that might be generous. He should be a league minimum wage player and thank Christ he’s even in the show.

Doyle Goebbels wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:26 pm trust me.

Did someone mentioned Japanese dolls?

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:39 pm No ....I’m just pointing out that Beagle is a piss poor hockey player.

Hes the Wayne Gretzky of tying pucks up on the wall Doyle. Acknowlege his legacy dammit!

2Fingers wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 6:21 pm Did someone mentioned Japanese dolls?

I wonder if they have big old nasty black bushes like the real deal

The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:29 pm Beagle is just one of those player/coach type of vets that rebuilding teams need around to show the kiddies the way....he wins draws and blocks shots well on the PK.

Hes a Peter Zezel type if player if you need a reference.

Not core but supporting cast/depth

Peter Zezel was a legit top 6 forward for many years. I don’t see the connection

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:39 pm Don’t you have a Frank Corrado card signing to attend ESQ?

Too funny. I was among those convinced he was a big loss (of potential) when he left... Mighta been wrong there

There too goes Cole Cassels, Kevin Connauton, Stumpy and probably many others.