Canuck News and Notes - 2018-2019

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Hank wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 1:35 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:36 am
Cornuck wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:04 am Thanks UDL, for taking this topic to its logical conclusion. :hmmm:

We'll get this thread back on the rails now and moving soon.
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micky107 wrote: Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:13 am Thanks for the long version.

Think I'll still worry a tad.
LOL, don't remember reading the word "education" but I'm old and probably missed it. ;)
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Richardstroker69 wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:48 pm He needs that college poon, don’t deny him that sweet college poon micky!
*LOL* If he comes here though, he can roll in the dough, be the wingman for the PornScag, and have any chick he wants. :P
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Todd Bersnoozi wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:12 pm
Richardstroker69 wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:48 pm He needs that college poon, don’t deny him that sweet college poon micky!
*LOL* If he comes here though, he can roll in the dough, be the wingman for the PornScag, and have any chick he wants. :P
But is roxy poon better than college poon?? I’d say less disease risk with college poon
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Todd Bersnoozi wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:12 pm
Richardstroker69 wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:48 pm He needs that college poon, don’t deny him that sweet college poon micky!
*LOL* If he comes here though, he can roll in the dough, be the wingman for the PornScag, and have any chick he wants. :P
But is roxy poon better than college poon?? I’d say less disease risk with college poon
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SKYO wrote: Sun Jul 29, 2018 10:33 pm dang must got that JLo booty.
Lol do you think every Latino woman has a big cheesy sweaty ass?

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Richardstroker69 wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:28 pm
Todd Bersnoozi wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:12 pm
Richardstroker69 wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:48 pm He needs that college poon, don’t deny him that sweet college poon micky!
*LOL* If he comes here though, he can roll in the dough, be the wingman for the PornScag, and have any chick he wants. :P
But is roxy poon better than college poon?? I’d say less disease risk with college poon
1 word differentiates college poon over Roxy poon.

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Blob Mckenzie wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:58 pm
SKYO wrote: Sun Jul 29, 2018 10:33 pm dang must got that JLo booty.
Lol do you think every Latino woman has a big cheesy sweaty ass?

Salma Hayek says hi
I wish Salma Hayek said hi... (the younger Desperado & From Dusk Til Dawn version :thumbs: )

She is half-Latino and half-Lebanese though. Might not have JLo booty but she sure got some chest-booty :D

Yeah, yeah, the usual suspects are derailing another thread... So What?! ;)
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Richardstroker69 wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:28 pm But is roxy poon better than college poon?? I’d say less disease risk with college poon
Well, one drawback is the college girls are not as experienced though and prob have many restrictions. Also, there's more options here than just the Roxy and like I said, the PornScag will take care of him. ;)
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Blob Mckenzie wrote: Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:58 pm
SKYO wrote: Sun Jul 29, 2018 10:33 pm dang must got that JLo booty.
Lol do you think every Latino woman has a big cheesy sweaty ass?

Salma Hayek says hi


FTR my wife is of Czech Italian background
Big asses have more mass for swass bro. I'd say the bigger the stinkier...the stair incident happened on a woman from jamaica...but she lives here now. For the record and all

Who's an expert on here? Who likes 'em big and saucy?
Skyo? You like 'em thick or what?
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Uncle dans leg wrote: Tue Jul 31, 2018 7:14 am
Big asses have more mass for swass bro. I'd say the bigger the stinkier...the stair incident happened on a woman from jamaica...but she lives here now. For the record and all

Who's an expert on here? Who likes 'em big and saucy?
Skyo? You like 'em thick or what?
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UDL - you need to get outside for a while or something....

Start a new thread in the B&G if you need to keep bringing this topic up.

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laying down the rules on butt talk....from a man named Corn.
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Alright no more booty talk. I thought i had tamed it down to be tasteful but apparently not...
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so, getting this thread back on topic, has any team been corncobbed by the draft lotto more than the Canucks?
It would be interesting to see a cumulative total for teams moving up and down draft spots..
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