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Re: Canucks News and Notes 2016/17

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:36 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Cherry Picker wrote:Hi
My name is Cherry Picker and before I return to Canucks Central, I'd like to come clean. I have a record and a dark and nasty past.
I was recently banned from HF boards for repeatedly saying, "We are all Jim Benning" at the end of my posts.
They said I was trolling. Look at my Avatar, does that look like the face of a troll.
Now, my intention is to find a non-communist, totalitarian place in this world where a person can aspire for a people to be any other person he or she dreams they can be. If that's a problem, please let me know?
Secondly, as we last talked about here at Canuck Central, we need more assholes on the team. I think this conversation has been going on for a while. Something must be done.
Thirdly, can someone let me know if I can say asshole before I say it. HF Boards has me spooked. It's kind of a cross between the KGB and a residential school.
Thirdly plus another one, the defense is great. Stop worrying so much. There see I was talking about hockey so get off my back.
Thirdly plus another one, "We are all Jim Benning."






This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Don't get you shorts in a knot.
I'm eagerly anticipating responses to my post. I think it's the best one I've made here all year.
Am I banned yet?
What we have here is Personality. Colourful. A veteran, tactarian peruser of the message board phenomenon

Re: Canucks News and Notes 2016/17

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:30 pm
by Cherry Picker
RoyalDude wrote:What we have here is Personality. Colourful. A veteran, tactarian peruser of the message board phenomenon
Hey, I didn't come here for any trouble Royaldude, but it kind of sounds like you are calling me a puseyite...just step off dude, just...step....off.
Besides, I'm more of an obstreperous bacchanal.

Zalewski is a great signing. I won't be surprised if he ends up out-playing Granlund and Gaunce this year. This has me wondering if there is any other decent forward depth in Utica that can be recalled if there are injuries besides Zalewski and Gaunce? Can't think of any of the top of my head.

Re: Canucks News and Notes 2016/17

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:39 pm
by Coldsteel79
Cherry Picker wrote:Hi
My name is Cherry Picker and before I return to Canucks Central, I'd like to come clean. I have a record and a dark and nasty past.
I was recently banned from HF boards for repeatedly saying, "We are all Jim Benning" at the end of my posts.
They said I was trolling. Look at my Avatar, does that look like the face of a troll.
Now, my intention is to find a non-communist, totalitarian place in this world where a person can aspire for a people to be any other person he or she dreams they can be. If that's a problem, please let me know?
Secondly, as we last talked about here at Canuck Central, we need more assholes on the team. I think this conversation has been going on for a while. Something must be done.
Thirdly, can someone let me know if I can say asshole before I say it. HF Boards has me spooked. It's kind of a cross between the KGB and a residential school.
Thirdly plus another one, the defense is great. Stop worrying so much. There see I was talking about hockey so get off my back.
Thirdly plus another one, "We are all Jim Benning."






This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Don't get you shorts in a knot.
I'm eagerly anticipating responses to my post. I think it's the best one I've made here all year.
Am I banned yet?
Hey guys I've lurked on here for awhile, thought I'd start posting, I liked cp's posts on that other crap forum, so figured I better make an account here. Plus this place is so much more colourful and entertaining.

Re: Canucks News and Notes 2016/17

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:51 pm
by Strangelove
Coldsteel79 wrote: Hey guys I've lurked on here for awhile, thought I'd start posting, I liked cp's posts on that other crap forum, so figured I better make an account here. Plus this place is so much more colourful and entertaining.
Good choice, you're gonna love it here! :thumbs:

Re: Canucks News and Notes 2016/17

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 3:00 pm
by SKYO
Cherry Picker wrote:
Zalewski is a great signing. I won't be surprised if he ends up out-playing Granlund and Gaunce this year.

This has me wondering if there is any other decent forward depth in Utica that can be recalled if there are injuries besides Zalewski and Gaunce? Can't think of any of the top of my head.
For call-ups JB recently signed:

- 24 yr old 6'2 C Michael Chaput (energy, checking depth guy from Columbus).

- another 24 yr old 6'2 "scorer" RW Borna Rendulic from the Avs.

as you mentioned:

- yet another 24 year old, big guy 6'5 RW Alexandre Grenier who has scored decently in Utica.

- 23 year old 6'2 LW checker/scorer Michael Zalewski.

Then we got our young guns who are ready in Brendan Gaunce (who imo can play anywhere up front #versatile) and another c/w Cole Cassels (who hopefully is healed up from his injuries)

Plus I wouldn't be surprised if Jayson Megna, Yan-Pavel Laplante, Rodrigo Abols get a few NHL games for experience.

Re: Canucks News and Notes 2016/17

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 3:26 pm
by Doyle Hargraves
Welcome aboard newbies.

Re: Canucks News and Notes 2016/17

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 3:52 pm
by Strangelove
Coldsteel79 wrote: I liked cp's posts on that other crap forum, so figured I better make an account here.
I actually noticed Cherry Picker on the main boards over there!

I just scan once in awhile... but how could one miss "We are all Jim Benning"! :lol:

I just went looking for him over there again and yeah

... he's been pretty much obliterated, just as I thought:


Re: Canucks News and Notes 2016/17

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 3:58 pm
by Coldsteel79
Strangelove wrote:
Coldsteel79 wrote: I liked cp's posts on that other crap forum, so figured I better make an account here.
I actually noticed Cherry Picker on the main boards over there!

I just scan once in awhile... but how could one miss "We are all Jim Benning"! :lol:

I just went looking for him over there again and yeah

... he's been pretty much obliterated, just as I thought:

Unless you spew hate and want to continually suck like Toronto will for the foreseeable future it's very difficult to read that other board. Of course I'm extremely biased

Re: Canucks News and Notes 2016/17

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:06 pm
by Strangelove
Yup, definitely, 99% of them have lost the plot over there, the Corner is a nice refuge from the madness.

I was just noting that, at least when someone is banned from here... their posts remain for all eternity! :D

Re: Canucks News and Notes 2016/17

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:34 pm
by Cornuck
Strangelove wrote:I was just noting that, at least when someone is banned from here... their posts remain for all eternity! :D
Forensic evidence, right Doc?

Re: Canucks News and Notes 2016/17

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:36 pm
by Knucklehead
Strangelove wrote:Yup, definitely, 99% of them have lost the plot over there, the Corner is a nice refuge from the madness.

I was just noting that, at least when someone is banned from here... their posts remain for all eternity! :D
I didn't think it was possible for someone to get banned from here.
I mean you are still here.

Re: Canucks News and Notes 2016/17

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:38 pm
by Strangelove
Cornuck wrote:
Strangelove wrote:I was just noting that, at least when someone is banned from here... their posts remain for all eternity! :D
Forensic evidence, right Doc?
Exactly! :D

Re: Canucks News and Notes 2016/17

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:40 pm
by Strangelove
Knucklehead wrote:
Strangelove wrote:Yup, definitely, 99% of them have lost the plot over there, the Corner is a nice refuge from the madness.

I was just noting that, at least when someone is banned from here... their posts remain for all eternity! :D
I didn't think it was possible for someone to get banned from here.
I mean you are still here.
Funny you would mention that, why just this morning I was thinking of banning myself for going off topic. :sly:

I notice you come here to bitch about the place for a few days every two years or so.

For your information... you.. are the kinda guy who usually gets banned from here. 8-)

Strange world eh Knucklehead?

Re: Canucks News and Notes 2016/17

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 5:31 pm
by Topper
purging posts is known to cause nervous breakdowns

Re: Canucks News and Notes 2016/17

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:28 pm
by Strangelove
Topper wrote:purging posts is known to cause nervous breakdowns
I thought nervous breakdowns cause folks to purge posts? :?

Hmmm, perhaps a chicken/egg-dilemma is Central to the issue.

Speaking of "issues" + "nervous breakdowns"... we are way off-topic!!

... we wouldn't want our pal Knucklehead to go off the deep end.

Would we? :look:

No, no... of course not!

Should I therefore change the title of the thread to: Knuckleheads and Summertime Madness?