The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Cherry Picker]

Hey, don’t write their goaltending off yet, they have that Zamboni driver.

[The Brown Wizard]

Have the laughs even made the playoffs in 53 years?

I wonder how they justify hanging multiple jerseys of career chokers like Sundin, Gilmour, Clark etc when they havent even qualified...

[The Brown Wizard]

In a recent article published for the Toronto Sun, controversial Toronto journalist Steve Simmons published a quote from an anonymous 'old time Swiss hockey expert' who claims that Thornton's lack of speed 41 years of age has made him too slow for even the Swiss League, much less the NHL.

"If his name wasn’t Joe Thornton, you’d think he’s big and smart and too slow to play in this league," said the unnamed expert as per Simmons. "And the NHL is way faster than the Swiss League … There’s a lot of respect for him here and we still have young players who go into the corner and would like to ask for his autograph rather than crushing him into the boards."

https://info.hockeyfeed.com/nhl-news/jo ... s-league

[Strangelove]

In a recent article published for the Toronto Sun, controversial Toronto journalist Steve Simmons published a quote from an anonymous 'old time Swiss hockey expert' who claims that Thornton's lack of speed 41 years of age has made him too slow for even the Swiss League, much less the NHL.

"If his name wasn’t Joe Thornton, you’d think he’s big and smart and too slow to play in this league," said the unnamed expert as per Simmons. "And the NHL is way faster than the Swiss League … There’s a lot of respect for him here and we still have young players who go into the corner and would like to ask for his autograph rather than crushing him into the boards."

https://info.hockeyfeed.com/nhl-news/jo ... s-league

I fucking love Steve Simmons... because he's such a thorn in the Leaves side.

Steve Simmons is BY FAR the most hated Toronto media guy ever in the minds of Leaf fans.

Any other Toronto media guy would've buried that story...

[The Brown Wizard]

Five Hole Freddy

[The Brown Wizard]

I wonder if Tuna has licked his torn anus enough now and will be on here soon to squack about how all the turtles dumbass has added will guarantee them the cup

[Strangelove]

I wonder if Tuna has licked his torn anus enough now and will be on here soon to squack about how all the turtles dumbass has added will guarantee them the cup

If he licked his anus he may have gone tits up...

[Cherry Picker]

I want to know if the Leaves management will put empty paper bags that their fans usually wear on their heads on the empty seats to simulate their usual audience?

[Meds]

I wonder if Tuna has licked his torn anus enough now and will be on here soon to squack about how all the turtles dumbass has added will guarantee them the cup

I suspect we will see a whole new level of troll and runaway for a while this year as the Canucks and Leaves will face each other a bit more (8 times) in this all-Canadian North Division.

I want us to win the first one, then lose the next two, then absolutely decimate them for the remaining 5 games. It's just so much better when Tuna gets a bit of confidence and goes full braggart and then has to eat crow.

[rats19]

I wonder if Tuna has licked his torn anus enough now and will be on here soon to squack about how all the turtles dumbass has added will guarantee them the cup

I suspect we will see a whole new level of troll and runaway for a while this year as the Canucks and Leaves will face each other a bit more (8 times) in this all-Canadian North Division.

I want us to win the first one, then lose the next two, then absolutely decimate them for the remaining 5 games. It's just so much better when Tuna gets a bit of confidence and goes full braggart and then has to eat crow.

[Meds]

I wonder if Tuna has licked his torn anus enough now and will be on here soon to squack about how all the turtles dumbass has added will guarantee them the cup

I suspect we will see a whole new level of troll and runaway for a while this year as the Canucks and Leaves will face each other a bit more (8 times) in this all-Canadian North Division.

I want us to win the first one, then lose the next two, then absolutely decimate them for the remaining 5 games. It's just so much better when Tuna gets a bit of confidence and goes full braggart and then has to eat crow.

I should clarify.....

It's just so much better when Tuna gets a bit of confidence and goes full braggart and then is force fed a truck load of crow.

[The Brown Wizard]

After the pajamanator joined the laffs hes was here full time puffing out his chest and carrying on.

Twas a very satisfying fall from grace for mr tuna

[Topper]

I want to know if the Leaves management will put empty paper bags that their fans usually wear on their heads on the empty seats to simulate their usual audience?

No, but the t-shirt cannon will be firing jerseys on the ice.

[Topper]

When does Austin Mathews become Player/Coach?

https://www.nhltraderumors.me/2021/01/a ... eldon.html

[2Fingers]

When does Austin Mathews become Player/Coach?

https://www.nhltraderumors.me/2021/01/a ... eldon.html

But in his defence are teams too well coached these days? Everything scripted so when something different happens the train falls off the track? Have the coached the individuality out?