The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[BigTuna]

What Leaf contracts beyond next year are not tradeable? There's a bunch on Vancouver right now.

Marners'. Oh shit! Sorry man.

Yes because no one wants Mitch Marner. Teams are not interested in adding a franchise 22 year-old winger.

Nobody wants to blow their teams salary structure into orbit like the laughs are so keen on doing.
13 million! The richest bridge deal in nhl history!

And everyone knows that dumbass will resist at first then cave when the asset digs in his heels.

Its written in red ink from a year ago. Mitchy is like...I'm at least twice as good as 7 million williom. I deserve at least double the pay and I'll just wait for the little wanker to roll over and show me his belly like he just did 10 months ago

But Benning pays more than bargain bin wages for character guys-dillusional tuna

Want to make a bet on that 13 million? Remember when it was a lock on July 1st he was getting that as an offersheet?

[Cousin Strawberry]

Remember when... (read it in alan jacksons voice for maximum effect)

-You said 7 million williom wouldnt bend over dumbass

-You said 7 million williom was an offensive force

-You said they could clear cap room for 7 million williom so easily

-You said the laughs were unstoppable

Theres a common theme here Tuna...(hint...i bolded it for you)

[Cousin Strawberry]

So is next year Reillys turn on dumbass?

Every summer someone grabs him by the hips and he grabs his ankles like clockwork. He probably likes it by now

[BigTuna]

So is next year Reillys turn on dumbass?

Every summer someone grabs him by the hips and he grabs his ankles like clockwork. He probably likes it by now

Yeah you don't want to overpay a Norris candidate who's 25. Much better to overpay a 4th line centre and #5 D. LOL
You guys don't get it.

[Mickey107]

So is next year Reillys turn on dumbass?

Every summer someone grabs him by the hips and he grabs his ankles like clockwork. He probably likes it by now

Yeah you don't want to overpay a Norris candidate who's 25. Much better to overpay a 4th line centre and #5 D. LOL
You guys don't get it.

That #5 D. would be on your top pairing.
Have you heard if there are any interested nutheads interested in Willie?

This would be wishful thinking>>>>>>

[Strangelove]

So is next year Reillys turn on dumbass?

Every summer someone grabs him by the hips and he grabs his ankles like clockwork. He probably likes it by now

Yeah you don't want to overpay a Norris candidate who's 25. Much better to overpay a 4th line centre and #5 D. LOL
You guys don't get it.

YOU don't get it, you shouldn't want to overpay anyone...

[Strangelove]

That #5 D. would be on your top pairing.

[Topper]

So is next year Reillys turn on dumbass?

Every summer someone grabs him by the hips and he grabs his ankles like clockwork. He probably likes it by now

Yeah you don't want to overpay a Norris candidate who's 25. Much better to overpay a 4th line centre and #5 D. LOL
You guys don't get it.

Probably won't be able to overpay him if they wanted to. And the do want to.

[BigTuna]

So Tyler Myers is ahead of Tyson Barrie?

[Chef Boi RD]

Tuna

You shouldn’t grow too attached to Barrie. You’re just borrowing him for the year. Focus on Kerfoot (5’-10” 170 lbs), he’s longer term for you.

[Strangelove]

"Wet Fart Kerfoot" (credit: Blob)

[BigTuna]

Tuna

You shouldn’t grow too attached to Barrie. You’re just borrowing him for the year. Focus on Kerfoot (5’-10” 170 lbs), he’s longer term for you.

Barrie is staying if the leaves want him. Why? Because they clearly have the cap room.
Kerfoot sucks I know.

[Mickey107]

Tuna

You shouldn’t grow too attached to Barrie. You’re just borrowing him for the year. Focus on Kerfoot (5’-10” 170 lbs), he’s longer term for you.

Barrie is staying if the Leaves want him. Why? Because they clearly have the cap room.
Kerfoot sucks I know.

Barrie is leaving if the Canucks clear the cap space. Why? Because It's a better place to play.

[BigTuna]

Tuna

You shouldn’t grow too attached to Barrie. You’re just borrowing him for the year. Focus on Kerfoot (5’-10” 170 lbs), he’s longer term for you.

Barrie is staying if the Leaves want him. Why? Because they clearly have the cap room.
Kerfoot sucks I know.

Barrie is leaving if the Canucks clear the cap space. Why? Because It's a better place to play.

14 million for Myers/Barrie. Why? How do you win like that?

[Cousin Strawberry]

Oh I see but this isnt an issue somehow...

The Toronto Maple leaves took a big step towards getting some salary cap relief about an hour before the NHL draft resumed Saturday.

The club shipped veteran forward Patrick Marleau, a conditional first-round pick and a seventh-round selection in 2020 to the Carolina Hurricanes for a sixth-rounder next year.

Excellent job dumbass

Tuna must be one of those dudes that likes to have broads in stiletto heels walk on his bag. Does the pain feel good after awhile or something?