The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[BigTuna]

I'll put up big $, who's taking it. Nylander under 61 points this year. Who takes it?

At $7 Million per year, he’d better put up 61 points

Leaves ex GM gives 7 milion to 1 time 50 point players. Look around the NHL.

[The Brown Wizard]

I wonder which of the 7 goals is tuners favorite. Theres so few to choose from it must be hard to decide.

[Micky]

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[ESQ]

"Shes got a stink to 'er..."



My wife had me open a can of that crap when i was there. I should've known shit was up when she was filming...

Christ that's funny!

[BigTuna]

Ok, so I'll put up 100 that Willy hits 20 goals minimum and 70 points minimum. Who takes the bet?

[Per]

"Shes got a stink to 'er..."



My wife had me open a can of that crap when i was there. I should've known shit was up when she was filming...

Christ that's funny!

Unfortunately, in most of these videos with foreigners trying surströmming, they do it all wrong though. You’re not supposed to eat the fish right out of the can. Heads and guts have been removed before they are fermented in vats for two months and then canned, but it stil has the spine with bones in it, and milt or roe, plus the fins are still there, so you need to filet the fish before eating it. Mind you, the roe is good, I eat that, but no way I’d eat the milt. I don’t swing that way....

Also, you typically eat it on a type of crisp bread with potato and chopped onion. Some, especially southerners, also add sour cream, tomato or chives.

I love this food, but I would not attempt to eat a whole fish, soaked in brine, right out of the can. I mean, OK, Ikve seen people do it, but then it might be on a dare, or someone just wanting to show off how hardcore they are or something. It’s not how it’s meant to be done.

Here’s how it’s done properly (except I’d skip the sour cream):

[The Brown Wizard]

Ok, so I'll put up 100 that Willy hits 20 goals minimum and 70 points minimum. Who takes the bet?

[Chef Boi RD]

Ok, so I'll put up 100 that Willy hits 20 goals minimum and 70 points minimum. Who takes the bet?

But isn’t that what he’s supppsed to do at $7 Million? It should be a given at those numbers

[Strangelove]

Ok, so I'll put up 100 that Willy hits 20 goals minimum and 70 points minimum. Who takes the bet?

You wouldn't pay up!!!

Hilarious that you are so worked up about this...

[The Brown Wizard]

Ok, so I'll put up 100 that Willy hits 20 goals minimum and 70 points minimum. Who takes the bet?

You wouldn't pay up!!!

Hilarious that you are so worked up about this...

Oh ya its funny as fuck.

Its because hes terrified of what it'll mean if he does continue to suck

Tuna desperately attempting to buy a vacation from his raging insecurities

[Strangelove]

That’s funny. He scored 18 points in 8 games at the recent world championship, and there they barely get paid at all.

You know who else has dominated that shinny shit in recent years?

Patrick Thoresen and Jarkko Immonen!

"Who?" you ask?

Exactly!

There are reasons they "barely get paid at all"...

[ESQ]

Ok, so I'll put up 100 that Willy hits 20 goals minimum and 70 points minimum. Who takes the bet?

I'll take that action - $100 that Willy doesn't score 20 goals AND 70 points.

[BigTuna]

Ok, so I'll put up 100 that Willy hits 20 goals minimum and 70 points minimum. Who takes the bet?

I'll take that action - $100 that Willy doesn't score 20 goals AND 70 points.

Ok sounds good. Done.

[Micky]

Marner contract or lack there of, getting way too much airplay. https://www.sportsnet.ca/590/prime-time ... onfidence/
Very unfortunate it is holding up the business of hockey in general. Almost makes the whole league look stupid.
Wait to see what the big fish gets. Ridiculous.

[BigTuna]

Marner contract or lack there of, getting way too much airplay. https://www.sportsnet.ca/590/prime-time ... onfidence/
Very unfortunate it is holding up the business of hockey in general. Almost makes the whole league look stupid.
Wait to see what the big fish gets. Ridiculous.

Because Leaves=$$$$ and ratings.

I really doubt it's holding up anything as the Leaves DO NOT have any intention of having him sign first.