Trades and rumours (& fantasies) 2013-14

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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Postby Meds » Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:54 am

The Brown Knight wrote:
dbr wrote:It's like watching two guys argue over whether it would be better to bend Scarlett Johansson over their kitchen table, or whether it's too rickety and she should be bent over the couch instead.


Couch. Definitely the couch.


The table is a better option.
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Postby Topper » Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:42 pm

Always.

Always bend them backwards over the bike.
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Postby The Brown Knight » Mon Dec 02, 2013 1:03 pm

Topper wrote:Always.

Always bend them backwards over the bike.


Meds wrote:
The table is a better option.


Since a couch is softer and easier on the body, it would allow Scarlet to be far more relaxed.....and more uninhibited.

Also - couch is closest to the TV and so it makes watching the Canucks (who ironically enough, spend a lot of times being bent over couches themselves these days) a little easier.
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Postby Aaronp18 » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:09 pm

Jesus H ......

It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen, it doesn't matter.

She can be bent over a goddam cactus!

It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen!

:crazy:

Just like it's Evander "Fucking" Kane, it doesn't matter.

He can be bent over........errrrr I mean........we can give Winnipeg all the depth players they want! If it brings him to Vancouver without giving up significant talent, prospect or picks its a huge win for us.

:look:
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Postby rats19 » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:13 pm

Aaronp18 wrote:Jesus H ......

It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen, it doesn't matter.

She can be bent over a goddam cactus!

It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen!

:crazy:

Just like it's Evander "Fucking" Kane, it doesn't matter.

He can be bent over........errrrr I mean........we can give Winnipeg all the depth players they want! If it brings him to Vancouver without giving up significant talent, prospect or picks its a huge win for us.

:look:

So...what are you saying? ;)
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Postby Topper » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:21 pm

Aaronp18 wrote:Jesus H ......

It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen, it doesn't matter.

She can be bent over a goddam cactus!

It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen!

:crazy:

Just like it's Evander "Fucking" Kane, it doesn't matter.

He can be bent over........errrrr I mean........we can give Winnipeg all the depth players they want! If it brings him to Vancouver without giving up significant talent, prospect or picks its a huge win for us.

:look:

Are you saying Evander Kane is a *
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Postby Aaronp18 » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:21 pm

rats19 wrote:So...what are you saying? ;)


Sex with Scarlett and stealing Kane from Winnipeg for a bunch of depth scrubs should have the same end result for Canucks fans!

:mrgreen:
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Postby The Brown Knight » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:23 pm

Aaronp18 wrote:we can give Winnipeg all the depth players they want! If it brings him to Vancouver without giving up significant talent, prospect or picks its a huge win for us. :look:


There's no way in hell that Winnipeg would give us Evander Kane for that package.

Why would the Jets want a bunch of popcorn farts like Richardson, Weisse, Welsche, Dalpe, etc., etc.

Yes - In a perfect Hindu world, a transaction like this would take place. Unfortunately however, Winnipeg is going to want some significant pieces.

As Scarlett can attest to, you have to give if you want to receive.
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Postby Aaronp18 » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:27 pm

The Brown Knight wrote:There's no way in hell that Winnipeg would give us Evander Kane for that package.


No shit.
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Postby The Brown Knight » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:27 pm

brb guys, gonna go trade Henrik Sedin to the Calgary Flames for Brian McGratton, Matt Stajan, Shane O'Brien, Karri Ramo, and a 6th round on my NHL 14'!

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p.s.____________Just realized that I'd be the oldest player on the Calgary Flames' roster if I was on their team. :oops:
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Postby The Brown Knight » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:29 pm

Aaronp18 wrote:
The Brown Knight wrote:There's no way in hell that Winnipeg would give us Evander Kane for that package.


No shit.


Ahhhh.

My apologies.

In my desire to zing you, I missed your obvious sarcasm.

The zinger has become the zingee. :(
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Postby Topper » Mon Dec 02, 2013 3:11 pm

Aaronp18 wrote:
The Brown Knight wrote:There's no way in hell that Winnipeg would give us Evander Kane for that package.


No shit.

No need to be racist.
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Postby BurningBeard » Mon Dec 02, 2013 5:06 pm

Aaronp18 wrote:
rats19 wrote:So...what are you saying? ;)


Sex with Scarlett and stealing Kane from Winnipeg for a bunch of depth scrubs should have the same end result for Canucks fans!

:mrgreen:

Sexual frustration?
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Postby Strangelove » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:19 pm

dbr wrote:It's like watching two guys argue over whether it would be better to bend Scarlett Johansson over their kitchen table, or whether it's too rickety and she should be bent over the couch instead.


Why Dave, you're such a shameless analogist!
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Re: Trades and rumours 2013-14

Postby Strangelove » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:20 pm

Aaronp18 wrote:Jesus H ......

It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen, it doesn't matter.

She can be bent over a goddam cactus!

It's Scarlett "Fucking" Johanssen!

:crazy:

Just like it's Evander "Fucking" Kane, it doesn't matter.

He can be bent over........errrrr I mean........


Overanalyze much? :mrgreen:
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