Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

[Megaterio Llamas]

Fuck the Sharts...

Yeah, I can't stand them Sharts either. Was dismayed when the lottery results were leaked yesterday.

[Tciso]

Fuck the Sharts...

Yeah, I can't stand them Sharts either. Was dismayed when the lottery results were leaked fixed yesterday.

[BoS]

Fuck the Sharts...

If I was Cellebrini I'd just play in college for 3 years then re-enter the draft

If he played 3 more years of college, he could sign with any team he wanted.

[Raile]

Fuck the Sharts...

Yeah, I can't stand them Sharts either. Was dismayed when the lottery results were leaked yesterday.

Don't be too unhappy, Chicago could have won! That would have been far, far worse

[Cousin Strawberry]

Joe Thornton giving Henrik Sedin the old "smell your sister finger" has made me hate that organization

[Cornuck]

Oh - and one other thing that pisses me off.... watching all these other teams' fans wave their fuckin' towels. Get your own damn traditions!

[theman]

Utah released a short list of possible names for fans to vote for.

Have to admit, I kind of like the "Mountaineers.' Doubt it will win, probably to 'old school.'

Sorry for the size, if someone could shrink the size of the jpg, that would be great.

[Cousin Strawberry]

I like Utah Powder

[Megaterio Llamas]

[Cornuck]

So they're not going with "Stormin' Mormans" ?

None of those are great names, IMO - and I've never been a fan of 'group' names (Avalanche, Wild) - so most of those put me off right away. "Outlaws" sounds like and ECHL team. Glaciers? Yeah, something that move very slowly and is melting away? Swarm? Hive? Too Morman - but does play on the state flag. Caribou? There's none in Utah

Out of that batch, Moutaineers is the only one that comes close to a decent name, but still sounds too long.

They could stick with Coyotes, or go with Scorpions, Rattlers, Bears or whatever... in the end, I don't care - I hope they pick something stupid so we can mock them.

[Megaterio Llamas]

So they're not going with "Stormin' Mormans" ?

None of those are great names, IMO - and I've never been a fan of 'group' names (Avalanche, Wild) - so most of those put me off right away. "Outlaws" sounds like and ECHL team. Glaciers? Yeah, something that move very slowly and is melting away? Swarm? Hive? Too Morman - but does play on the state flag. Caribou? There's none in Utah

Out of that batch, Moutaineers is the only one that comes close to a decent name, but still sounds too long.

They could stick with Coyotes, or go with Scorpions, Rattlers, Bears or whatever... in the end, I don't care - I hope they pick something stupid so we can mock them.

I don't like those names as a rule either Corn but for a nuclear blast I make an exception

[donlever]

I don't mind Ice.

[Megaterio Llamas]

So they're not going with "Stormin' Mormans" ?

None of those are great names, IMO - and I've never been a fan of 'group' names (Avalanche, Wild) - so most of those put me off right away. "Outlaws" sounds like and ECHL team. Glaciers? Yeah, something that move very slowly and is melting away? Swarm? Hive? Too Morman - but does play on the state flag. Caribou? There's none in Utah

Out of that batch, Moutaineers is the only one that comes close to a decent name, but still sounds too long.

They could stick with Coyotes, or go with Scorpions, Rattlers, Bears or whatever... in the end, I don't care - I hope they pick something stupid so we can mock them.

The Stormin' Mormons is the best I have seen so far.

Just imagine the potential crests

[Picker of Cherries]

It should be the Utah Digger Bees with a silver, black and a little gold colour scheme.

But no one asked me - their loss!

[Strangelove]

I hope they pick something stupid so we can mock them.

Well if that's the list they're choosing from, no problem there.

But then I like "The Utah Assholes".