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I think that he has the proper skill set to be a star, but if he loses heart, then he shall fade to the wayside.

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. Man, that guy is stupid...

The Perfect Couple Once: upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed ...

Maybe a European League should be formed with teams from cities all across Europe etc.. The new NHL

Not a bad idea. They could also form the European hockey league, modeled after the soccer leagues. Kinda like the champions league of hockey....

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S.government officials sent to interview him. " Chief Two Eagles " asked one official, " You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've also se...

got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the good times we used to have together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pa...

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same...

Not a bad joke there Matty....

Considering the sun has fried your brains and its your first attempt at humor since your return to 'The World'

meh.

Is there room on the bandwagon?

Riders 28
Argo's 14





/meh.

still cleaning up the crap from the neighbors house.....

THE HOTEL BILL A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on th...

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward will be to hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for ...

As for me - let's just say I know Dave very very well, so when an issue comes up, it's pretty predictable anticipating what he would say.

"WHaaHHHH!!
WhAAaaHHH!~!!

Burke sucks!!
-blah, blah, blah-"

Grandpa's Advice Hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level. My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. ...