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by Rumsfeld
Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:09 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 11/12 Injury Thread
Replies: 267
Views: 38007

Re: 11/12 Injury Thread

back on topic, people... :? Small talk between injuries? Hopefully someone gets hurt tonight so we can talk about it. That's adding insult to injury. Nice to see Hamhuis back in action last night. Daniel took a nasty whack on the hands in his first period of play this season. No penalty. That bodes...
by Rumsfeld
Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:05 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: pot calling the kettle black
Replies: 71
Views: 11212

Re: pot calling the kettle black

I heard another banana was tossed earlier (2nd period?) while Simmonds was out there. Didn't make it all the way to the ice. Maybe he had a bunch. Maybe there was a second tosser.... From the grassy knoll in section 119... I have a hunch he did have a bunch. A veritable bombardment of fruit project...
by Rumsfeld
Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:54 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: MLB: Swing battah battah swing!!!
Replies: 40
Views: 8732

Re: MLB: Swing battah battah swing!!!

Didn't the Braves have like a 9-game lead a few weeks ago? Oh well, screw 'em... they owned the NL in the 90's to the point that I wanted to slap my girlfriend every time the crowd sang that Aqua-Velva serenade. Still can't believe she left me... :cry: "Be strong, Rummy," I whisper fiercely to mysel...
by Rumsfeld
Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:30 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 11/12 Injury Thread
Replies: 267
Views: 38007

Re: 11/12 Injury Thread

Yeah, too bad about Bitz. I had him pencilled in for the 12/13 slot.
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:12 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: pot calling the kettle black
Replies: 71
Views: 11212

Re: pot calling the kettle black

Eddy Punch Clock wrote:I think I'm going to side with Avery on this one.

I'd be pissed too if anyone ever called me this guy...

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Pretty sure he was referring to this guy.

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by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:48 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Rest in Peace, old buddy
Replies: 192
Views: 40567

Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Creeper didn’t like Topper. He used to talk in PM about getting him all the time. Speaking of creepy avatars Ohdee, the last time YOU used that one ... was at an ALTOGETHER different site at Christmastime a few years back! ;) I remember that phone call. "OK Rummy, they really got me good this time....
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:38 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: pot calling the kettle black
Replies: 71
Views: 11212

Re: pot calling the kettle black

Okay guys, after carefully studying the video evidence.... Simmonds is at the bench arguing with Avery who is on the ice. Giroux is holding teammate Simmonds back saying "Morget it man!" Then Simmonds clearly yells at Avery: "MUCKING MAGGOT!!" Trust me, I'm a great lip-reader, no way does Simmonds ...
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:22 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 11/12 Training Camp Thread
Replies: 448
Views: 58540

Re: 11/12 Training Camp Thread

Ballard will crack the top-six easily. If he doesn't then this rift runs a lot deeper than anybody has let on. Rome and Alberts are not better NHL defencemen than a healthy KB4, and at this stage it's debatable whether Tanev is even ready for full-time big-league duty.
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:19 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Rest in Peace, old buddy
Replies: 192
Views: 40567

Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Hell Creeps even warmed up to that his arch-enemy WCE eventually.... I think that was because he felt a little remorse (no...really) for attacking WCE's dad who everyone knew had just passed away. He did regret that, but WCE was trying to mess with him in a real life way, and that pissed creeper of...
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:36 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: pot calling the kettle black
Replies: 71
Views: 11212

Re: pot calling the kettle black

Burkie is only upset because his kid died after coming out and admitting to choosing to be a homosexual. Not that his coming out caused his death. How did his kid die? If only these teenagers would stop choosing to imbibe in a lifestyle which guarantees them the scorn and harassment of their peers....
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:28 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: pot calling the kettle black
Replies: 71
Views: 11212

Re: pot calling the kettle black

I would rather live under Sharia law than in a place where I can't throw bananas with impunity.
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:16 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: pot calling the kettle black
Replies: 71
Views: 11212

Re: pot calling the kettle black

rats19 wrote:He called him a you know what after being called a you know what.....

Burke is outraged..........splain that
Well, that's a good question rats, but--

*hears the distinctive sound of ballet slippers tiptoeing through rose petals*

Hey, that IS Per!

*runs away*
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:59 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: pot calling the kettle black
Replies: 71
Views: 11212

Re: pot calling the kettle black

I think I hear Per approaching... That reminds me, are we still allowed to use the word "Swede" or has it become a synonym for you-know-what? Well according to His Eminence Emperor Burke, Sedin is NOT Swedish for "punch me in the face five times in a scrum and make me look like a cowardly you-know-...
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:28 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: pot calling the kettle black
Replies: 71
Views: 11212

Re: pot calling the kettle black

^^^^Well said Rummy. Personally I think it’s wrong to call anyone anything. “GOOD” or “BAD”. Considering the fact all things ARE relative. For instance if I were to ‘pump your tires’ by calling you an “evil genius” WELL THEN in a roundabout way one could say I’m actually calling others at this site...
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:45 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: pot calling the kettle black
Replies: 71
Views: 11212

Re: pot calling the kettle black

It's 2011. Certain slurs are no longer socially acceptable, nor should they be. Simmonds was born black, therefore he has no choice in the matter and should not be criticized for it. Avery was born gay, therefore he has no choice in the matter and should not be criticized for it. If I were to label ...