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by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:38 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: pot calling the kettle black
Replies: 71
Views: 7101

Re: pot calling the kettle black

Okay guys, after carefully studying the video evidence.... Simmonds is at the bench arguing with Avery who is on the ice. Giroux is holding teammate Simmonds back saying "Morget it man!" Then Simmonds clearly yells at Avery: "MUCKING MAGGOT!!" Trust me, I'm a great lip-reader, no way does Simmonds ...
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:22 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 11/12 Training Camp Thread
Replies: 448
Views: 35593

Re: 11/12 Training Camp Thread

Ballard will crack the top-six easily. If he doesn't then this rift runs a lot deeper than anybody has let on. Rome and Alberts are not better NHL defencemen than a healthy KB4, and at this stage it's debatable whether Tanev is even ready for full-time big-league duty.
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:19 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Rest in Peace, old buddy
Replies: 192
Views: 29323

Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Hell Creeps even warmed up to that his arch-enemy WCE eventually.... I think that was because he felt a little remorse (no...really) for attacking WCE's dad who everyone knew had just passed away. He did regret that, but WCE was trying to mess with him in a real life way, and that pissed creeper of...
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:36 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: pot calling the kettle black
Replies: 71
Views: 7101

Re: pot calling the kettle black

Burkie is only upset because his kid died after coming out and admitting to choosing to be a homosexual. Not that his coming out caused his death. How did his kid die? If only these teenagers would stop choosing to imbibe in a lifestyle which guarantees them the scorn and harassment of their peers....
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:28 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: pot calling the kettle black
Replies: 71
Views: 7101

Re: pot calling the kettle black

I would rather live under Sharia law than in a place where I can't throw bananas with impunity.
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:16 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: pot calling the kettle black
Replies: 71
Views: 7101

Re: pot calling the kettle black

rats19 wrote:He called him a you know what after being called a you know what.....

Burke is outraged..........splain that
Well, that's a good question rats, but--

*hears the distinctive sound of ballet slippers tiptoeing through rose petals*

Hey, that IS Per!

*runs away*
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:59 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: pot calling the kettle black
Replies: 71
Views: 7101

Re: pot calling the kettle black

I think I hear Per approaching... That reminds me, are we still allowed to use the word "Swede" or has it become a synonym for you-know-what? Well according to His Eminence Emperor Burke, Sedin is NOT Swedish for "punch me in the face five times in a scrum and make me look like a cowardly you-know-...
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:28 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: pot calling the kettle black
Replies: 71
Views: 7101

Re: pot calling the kettle black

^^^^Well said Rummy. Personally I think it’s wrong to call anyone anything. “GOOD” or “BAD”. Considering the fact all things ARE relative. For instance if I were to ‘pump your tires’ by calling you an “evil genius” WELL THEN in a roundabout way one could say I’m actually calling others at this site...
by Rumsfeld
Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:45 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: pot calling the kettle black
Replies: 71
Views: 7101

Re: pot calling the kettle black

It's 2011. Certain slurs are no longer socially acceptable, nor should they be. Simmonds was born black, therefore he has no choice in the matter and should not be criticized for it. Avery was born gay, therefore he has no choice in the matter and should not be criticized for it. If I were to label ...
by Rumsfeld
Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:04 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Just Remembering
Replies: 33
Views: 4120

Re: Just Remembering

Strangelove wrote:Good points Rummy, but the Canucks performance in the SCF was embarrassing.

And predictable.

Deja vu all over again....
I just want to win a damn cup. Don't care how we do it.

Been waiting my whole life...

:(
by Rumsfeld
Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:57 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Just Remembering
Replies: 33
Views: 4120

Re: Just Remembering

People are really overstating the "embarrassment" factor of last season. The officiating was what I found most embarrassing. We were the best team in the league for six months, by FAR, and came within a game of the Stanley Cup. We vanquished our hated rivals the Blackhawks and took home a shitload o...
by Rumsfeld
Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:50 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Dining in Vancouver
Replies: 302
Views: 54527

Re: Dining in Vancouver

Trying out Topper's famous steak recipe tonight with a nice fat ribeye on a charcoal grill. Plan on washing it down with fifteen Coronas, three fatties and a trip to the drunk tank.

I'll let y'all know how it turns out.
by Rumsfeld
Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:45 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Dining in Vancouver
Replies: 302
Views: 54527

Re: Dining in Vancouver

Strangelove wrote:
Topper wrote: Exterminate

With extreme prejudice.
Once upon a time in a world far away, those were words to live by eh Toppy? ;)

The problem with The Keg is the location near the tracks, by the greenbelt.
Yes, once upown a time... now it's all care bears and buttercups.
by Rumsfeld
Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:45 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: MLB: Swing battah battah swing!!!
Replies: 40
Views: 6504

Re: MLB: Swing battah battah swing!!!

I might start giving a shit again if the Mariners ever make the playoffs. The sport needs a salary cap something fierce. Will never happen. I'd rather see a luxury tax with some more teeth myself. I'm not going to feign expertise in the realm of MLB economics, but never is a strong word. Every othe...
by Rumsfeld
Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:28 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: MLB: Swing battah battah swing!!!
Replies: 40
Views: 6504

Re: MLB: Swing battah battah swing!!!

I might start giving a shit again if the Mariners ever make the playoffs. The sport needs a salary cap something fierce.