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Gomer giggled when rock slid him the _ _ _ _

Strangelove wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:56 pm

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 25, 2020 11:04 am

Auston Mathews... 22 my ass. He looks 52. Oh and that ugly coat and turtleneck with the skullet and cheesey moustache? Who is sending this kid out rocking that costume?

Uncle Fester?

No way! Ha!

I see Bettman is going to jew the hockey fans of the world out of the olympics again. Little prick

Cant we get the arabs to target that one?

Topper wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:39 am

rats19 wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:16 am

Per wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:13 am

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:13 pm

ukcanuck wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:35 pm

You know what is also boring, All-Star weekend.

It’s the worst

German sausage jokes are the wurst.

Brat

Subaru

The kiwis called them the "Ute for fairies"

mr perfect wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:47 am

Congratulations Island. Piece of advice; stop at 2. Signed: Father of 3.

Yup after 2 the support payments become life changing

You teach English Lit as a second language?

rats19 wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:53 pm

Skills.... slap shot
40=102.4mph

How often are scrawny little kids shooting well over 100 mph slappers like that anyway? OV, as the last fwd to shoot in that contest has a big cannon but hes another 220 lb gorilla.

Pettersson is a freak of nature it seems

I have video from 2 yearling lynx i saw fighting on the faro road...too bad I'm too analogue to figure out how to upload it

Reefer2 wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:37 pm

Will everyone be nice to me?

Fuck off! [mod edit: c'mon man - it's the donation thread....]

(but u still need to pay in )

Strangelove wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:45 am

What is this Opposite Day in Dubai?

Thats when the gays throw the mullahs off the rooftops

Jimbro must resign Tanev, D- depth is paramount. Raffferty,Tryamkin,Woo,Juolevi are all tantalisizing prospects, but until proven it would be a step backwards letting him walk. There was a read about where he might come in a day or so ago...the concensus was around 4.5-4.8 If he comes back for that...

Jimbro must resign Tanev, D- depth is paramount. Raffferty,Tryamkin,Woo,Juolevi are all tantalisizing prospects, but until proven it would be a step backwards letting him walk. There was a read about where he might come in a day or so ago...the concensus was around 4.5-4.8 If he comes back for that...

Wait a minute....where the fuck is potatoe? I just remembered that guy was on here 24/7 then ....where we're at now.

Fuck did he die or....?

Hey berryman heres my dad joke of the day...

Whats better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ

So the city knowingly pounds raw sewage through the channel then promotes the channel as an activity in the summer. Do you actually believe this? I haven’t been on the channel in many years. I have a hard time believing your tale UDELL Why do you think the plant is right on the banks of the canal? ...