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by Topper
Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:19 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks Contracts
Replies: 383
Views: 47170

Re: Canucks Contracts

If the Canucks lose Edler and replace him with Gardiner or Myers or Zaitsev or a combo of these guys, this team is in a shit heap of trouble. For all the heat Edler gets from some on here he is a legit top pairing guy and the only one on the roster due to Tanev being constantly injured. He plays so...
by Topper
Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:06 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Trade rumours & armchair pipe dreams 18-19 Sponsored by SKYO
Replies: 2740
Views: 102250

Re: Trade rumours & armchair pipe dreams 18-19 Sponsored by SKYO

BC Med doesn't pay for it anymore.
by Topper
Thu Jun 06, 2019 4:58 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Trade rumours & armchair pipe dreams 18-19 Sponsored by SKYO
Replies: 2740
Views: 102250

Re: Trade rumours & armchair pipe dreams 18-19 Sponsored by SKYO

So Doc would rather be fucked in the ass with a circumcised dick than an uncircumcised dick.
by Topper
Thu Jun 06, 2019 4:55 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2019 offseason
Replies: 632
Views: 13383

Re: 2019 offseason

Why don't you guys take your bitch fest to another board? Some of us are actually interested in hockey over here . Hey we're all friends, it's just good-natured ribbing. :D Pretty easy to skip over it if you're just interested in the hockey talk part. Off-seasons are always like this, not much to t...
by Topper
Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:19 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Replies: 5677
Views: 364708

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

You'd think the Drake in Vancouver would be more popular than Toronto's.
by Topper
Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:12 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2018-2019 Stanley Cup Finals
Replies: 250
Views: 4189

Re: 2018-2019 Stanley Cup Finals

Finally watched a bit of playoff hockey last night while recovering from driving to Smithers and back over the weekend. Damn.

Bruins looked like a team that won their last game by a huge margin and started reading their press clippings.
by Topper
Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:09 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2019 offseason
Replies: 632
Views: 13383

Re: 2019 offseason

Blob Mckenzie wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:56 pm
Did Meds go to the Cat too?
licking toilet seats
by Topper
Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:03 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Vancouver's Hockey "Media"
Replies: 1237
Views: 172579

Re: Vancouver's Hockey "Media"

I’m like a strong safety dude. Like a white, slightly slower version of Ronnie Lott. I hit like a truck. I think realistically I could get down to 210. I like beer too much, bread, red meat. It’s hard to give all that shit up. I’m salivating at going to purchase some nice strip loins today. Maybe s...
by Topper
Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:01 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: It's getting warm
Replies: 476
Views: 50983

Re: It's getting warm

late euphemism, since the term climate change has been discredited, $climate emergency$
by Topper
Wed May 29, 2019 11:15 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canuck News and Notes - 2018-2019
Replies: 4206
Views: 167177

Re: Canuck News and Notes - 2018-2019

They should use mirror images of the shoulder patches so the stick blades point to the back on both sides instead of one side pointing forward and the other back. The logo is more complex than just a rink stick. The original logo was explained as: Rink and stick signify hockey Stick extending acros...
by Topper
Wed May 29, 2019 9:14 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canuck News and Notes - 2018-2019
Replies: 4206
Views: 167177

Re: Canuck News and Notes - 2018-2019

Elias not Bo......hmmmm
by Topper
Wed May 29, 2019 7:42 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 9085
Views: 761175

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

The riddle is, how can a spineless jelly fish have a broken neck?
by Topper
Wed May 29, 2019 7:40 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2019 offseason
Replies: 632
Views: 13383

Re: 2019 offseason

Baubles, thank you for going out of your way to prove my point.

Your cooperation is appreciated.
by Topper
Tue May 28, 2019 7:12 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2019 offseason
Replies: 632
Views: 13383

Re: 2019 offseason

I go away for a few days, come back and Baubles is still slaying strawmen with his broom like a modern day Don Quixote.
by Topper
Tue May 28, 2019 7:09 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2019 offseason
Replies: 632
Views: 13383

Re: 2019 offseason

Uncle dans leg wrote:
Sun May 26, 2019 6:47 pm
It would be funnier if red licorice reared its head
Do Telus