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No, no, no, just no.

Puljujarvi is dumber than Virtanen and Booth combined.

Hello all, I am signing up for this board for the first time since HFBoards has become a complete shitshow and the mods are essentially promoting toxic behaviour and favouring Benning Haters (for the record, I'm not Benning pro either but I don't make it my life's purpose to shit on him) -- I use t...

Strangelove wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:37 pm

I heard he dries, crushes, then snorts his own poop.

That’s not what I heard, I heard he smears his body with his poop the moment it leaves his corn hole

A Legend for all the wrong reasons

The 1040 mindset is heavily influenced by by a circle of Benning Haters/Gillis Lovers - Sekeres, Price, Patterson, Halford and Brough and Henderson. The ringleader Botch was a major player who was tight with the Athletic who hate Benning and are tight with the HF Benning Haters. Gallagher is like th...

Baertschi yes, but he’s one hard shoulder bump whiplash away from early retirement Sutter may be here this year but I’m hoping he’s gone by the TDL with one year left on a modified NTC. I’m crossing my fingers Benning moves him out before camp. Schaller is on his way out Eriksson - arrrgghhhh. Park ...

I guess they let Muzzin walk Another 1st round pick wasted. (See Marleau). The ELC’s of first round picks are always important to teams jammed to the cap. Dubbed-An-Ass don’t get it. I guess they are hoping all those cheaper smurfs like Petan and Bracco will help in this manner. The ones who will be...

My hope is that

Sutter
Eriksson
Baertschi
Schaller

Are nowhere near the starting lineup in October. So I struggle to include them in my starting lineup. Leivo no, not in the top 6. My surprise addition to the starting lineup is Hoglander.

They are stuck in Bennings Vortex, all the while Benning dances his way to the bank. I may be stuck in Gillis vortex but Gillis is still without work for 6 years running now and Benning was extended for another 3, LMAO! Surprised the HF Benning Haters have proclaimed their loyalty (jumped the Bennin...

The lurkers are Melvin and his band of Merry Men.

Tuna

You shouldn’t grow too attached to Barrie. You’re just borrowing him for the year. Focus on Kerfoot (5’-10” 170 lbs), he’s longer term for you.

Melvin and Dude bucking rails together. I’ll pay good money to watch that shit, Melvin doing rails might be what pushes him off the cliff into the abyss of insanity. Not a good idea for him. He’s on the verge. Let’s try to help him from himself. Let’s see if he can be saved. Probably an impossibili...

Melvin How does one summon the angry posting energy that our friend MelvinHF has? - Asspergers? - Mental Illness? - Manic Depression? - Tourette’s? - OCD? - Paranoia? - Schizophrenia? The man is charged. Tightly wound and in no mood to lose an argument. He comes at Benningdom in waves. Shit, it’s li...

Classic Melvin Think Tank (Butt Gillis) Pinky the Brain. “My favourite thing about this is the correlation between pro-benning, and anti-tank. That is some serious cult behaviour, to somehow not understand that the teams results under Benning are indistinguishable from tanking. It's fascinating.” Re...

Peter10 said “Good Bye” but I notice he’s still there. He must be suffering from “separation anxiety” like the rest of the turd. Announce your exit but return immediately. “I’m done!” “But not really, still here just to be angry.”