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I ran sideways down the steps at 3:30 Eastern time. Ate a Scooby snack and a Xanax for breakfast, feeling ok now.

Haha I can't believe Per is still here. You're a Saint, Pear.

The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Thu Dec 31, 2020 7:17 pm You havent lived if you havent loaded your bong with tahiti treat

Go on...

Happy New Year everybody! Death to ISIS

Hey Topper, you stupid fuck, remember when you couldn't shut up about how much Russell Wilson sucked? Dangerunt or something? Lol

Hey guys

Is he on the Mëds Diet? That guy's 6'10 and travels 1000 miles a week to fulfill his season ticket obligations.

The Canucks will make the playoffs the same year that GM and Arachnid accept medication to curb their collective descents into madness. Guys, I am honestly concerned for both of you, it looks dark. There's light at the end of the tunnel.

Lol so this is still happening. Tuna is king of Trolls.

Where's Island Nucklehead, did he kill himself from arguing with incels?

Edmonton is a fucking disgrace. We drafted a better player 5th overall than any of their clowns, McWhiner excluded.

I haven't forgotten the 80's. Fuck the Oilers into the core of the earth (it's not hollow btw).

Let's trade more draft picks. Elmer loves that shit.

Hey Per, have you completely transitioned yet?

I shouldn't care but I do.

Blob still fighting the good fight, the man is relentless*




















*On a fried chicken sandwich

Lol @ Boi R D's ridiculously shitty takes on the Canucks for the last five years. Remember when the defence was "set"? Haha Lol.

Pouliot and Gudbranson and Del Zotto. LOL Juolevi. Sweet pick, beautiful! Thank Christ for Tanev, Edler and Hutton.

Your shit isn't aging well guys. 🥳