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Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Sat May 25, 2024 12:29 pm Brandon Tanev turns 33 in December
Adam Larsson turns turns 32 in November

I agree with Raille

You enjoy a well chopped up fat Raille from your bumpflap?

(No offense Raille...I'm sure you're slim )

drove through from Berta last night and this morning to the ferry and holy fucking balls...why the fuck is the #1 only 2 lanes each way still to just before 200??? Topper they've turned your bog into berry fields and garbage piles The new hwy 17 is fantastic except for where you get off at 176. Why ...

Tocchet is starting to seriously resemble Benito Mussolini these days. He should pound the podium with both fists

. Silovs was .898 save pctg. Due to my affinity for wide open spaces and fine cuts of beef, I have to suffer the coiler perspective out here and about halfway through the series the coach for the coil noted that silovs struggles looking through traffic and that long corner pickers could be a differ...

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 9:20 pm Doyle your old neighbor Robert Pickton got the boots taken to him in prison. He’s in a coma

One of the streaming sites has a documentary on him I recently watched. Gruesome shit.

Some broad went into his outbuilding and he had a torso hanging on a meathook in the middle of the room.

I think if we cashed in one of those fucking powerplays in either 6 or 7 we win. It was that tight

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 9:16 pm

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 9:11 pm

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 4:00 pm That was the lab with a huge long hooters and a big shitbag wasn’t it?

It had a colostomy bag??! How did I miss that

A massive gut. I don’t think he rocked a bag

Oh fuck haha...makes much more sense. It was probably the milkbag hanging down after Mëds sold off the pups lol

Summer has officially arrived once the infighting over Cheeseburger Nonis, Eyebags Gillis and Elmer Benning begins once again.

This year we are adding scooter McBeanpole to the lineup! Should be entertaining

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 4:00 pm That was the lab with a huge long hooters and a big shitbag wasn’t it?

It had a colostomy bag??! How did I miss that

So what happened to Hughes? Was he interviewed? No injury reported for Hughes other than a bruised ego after the Nashville series Boeser was the most banged up Interesting. I have zero doubts that he will work on getting quicker and learn how to move pucks faster to get himself out of those situati...

So what happened to Hughes? Was he interviewed?

Blobby with the giant inflatable hammer?

I smell what might be bullshit on the knee. (Maybe it was sore or something but no excuse worthy of that performance)...The raisin would've gone full Golden knight and ltir'd that shit and added at the deadline if there was an actual injury hampering his play It sure sounds like EP had a bruised coc...

Speaking of Labs in blue vests... whatever happened to the sock Magic40 or whatever

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2024 11:47 pm Labs in blue vests

Shirley Mëds knows what you are talking about here....Shirley!