Then why aren't all the hardest shooters scrawny scooters then?

Why is he the ONLY one who did this???

donlever wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2026 7:02 pm The poor poor boy....

....little dudes hit golf balls miles...not about biceps.

I've never seen a little dude have the hardest shot against the best big dudes who can shoot in the world though.

He had to have some sort of freak level strength in those pipe cleaners to blast 100+ MPH slappers though. He could do shit that he shouldn't have been able to do

I think some posters here are onto something with this. Did the coaching and weirdo teammates just ruin him?

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Mon May 11, 2026 11:03 am Fuck it.

Let’s Riot

I'm in. I'ma go burn my old chicken coop down

So they're the GMs or...? Presidents? Does that mean Johnson is the GM?

We were headed towards something more professional dammit.

Petey looks like he's suffering from chronic wasting disease just like a deer...all patchy balding and cant stay on his hooves. Has he been skating in circles? Maybe he can retire

Remember when we all got mad at Mikey Matheson for piledriving Petey's scrawny neck into the ice? Who would've guessed that we would all be on MMs side 8 years later...

Or...Franky aqualung sees himself ascending to the podium and making the pick...

donlever wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2026 3:22 pm .....I heard he punched it and lost control on some loose gravel.

Too lame?

(Never too lame for us Donny)

This problem won't be an easy one for the incoming crew. The untenable force meets the untradeable object

At least he died in a beautiful area (Upper Gnat Lake). Apparently he was tossed from the vehicle like a trash can onto the ice...



Too insensitive?

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2026 2:00 pm
And we're left with an empty bowl with a skinny, very smelly turd floating around. The new guy has to hit the flush handle as the first order of business.

Exellent analogy

Here's the Scooter buyout calculator. https://puckpedia.com/player/elias-pettersson/buyout The years 2029-2032 make the buyout functionally useless. Let’s just keep posting the “he just needs a change of scenery” until someone bites. I don't understand these messed up contracts. It would be my #1 qu ...

5thhorseman wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2026 8:23 am Scooter's brand can't be doing that well these days, one would think.

He already lured in his hot rocket blonde so everything moving forward is gravy on the spuds

Having heavy hitters sprinkled throughout the lines and pairings is clearly an essential. This was why big Zadorov was so important to that Canucks group that could hang in any game.

To quote the great Zack De La Rocha...

Anger is a gift