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Canucks are still not sharp Either are you. Have you taken your sweaty socks off yet? How many times during the game do you get up off the black diamond tuff leather couch sectional to wipe your swamp ass with an entire roll of toilet paper five ten/two fifty? :lol: Sniped by the sniper! Ghetto snipe

rats19 wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 04, 2020 8:31 pm

Mute

I hate Dumba more now. What a load of bullshit

Strangelove wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:00 pm

#BillClintonIsAPedo

Trending right now...

Shocking! He seemed so wholesome up until this

Canucks need more speed in the lineup. Virtanen the fat pig on wheels gets in by default So in your opinion does “Virtanen the fat pig on wheels” draw in for Game 2? I know I’d be getting him in there. I’d also juggle the lines. Miller Pettersson Boeser Pearson Horvat Toffoli Ferland Sutter Virtane...

So how many games does ferkland get? Im guessing 1 but could be 2.

Whats with Elliots jizz stained pube forest beard? When did that become a thing?

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:06 pm

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:02 pm

Cut the losses with Toffoli. Flush the 2nd and Madden. It’s gone,forget about it. Let him be someone else’s millstone. I like the effort from most of the rest of the team. Even game, 2 PP goals.

WritIng him off are we?

2Fingers wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 02, 2020 7:32 pm

I guess no fishing tonight.

For jellyfish?

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:25 pm

Bit of a crazy idea I guess, but, what about trying Ted Simonett out in Ron MacLean's host spot?

I thought it could work. Ted seems perfect for the role to me.


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You could put an inanimate object on a stool and it would be better than the crotch watcher

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:56 pm

Oh yeah! 1-0 'Jackets on a Cam Atkinson softy and Simpy and Hughy sound deflated

My soul feasts on the laughs fans sorrow

I was in a riot years ago in Mount Manganui NZ where the young kiwi pisstanks that were all fired up were chugging bottled beer then yelling in unison "drink heaps of piss" as they launched the half full bottles at the riot cops. It was funny as fuck until the cops started sprinting at us with bats ...

One hour to puck drop fuckers...who's drinking heaps of piss?

As an asside, Wheeler got dropped by that punch. I’m surprised he wasn’t knocked out. He left his chin wide open. He wasn’t hurt by the punch. Wheeler isn’t a seasoned fighter and so the fact that the Teams Captain steps up outside of his comfort zone to do this is a statement in itself. Just he ca...

I'm going 2 - 0 final score for the canucks.

Grinders scoring...Sutter and maybe Motte. Pretty goals dont happen against stingy defensive teams so itll be whoever wants to go to the blue paint

Micky wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 02, 2020 11:01 am

The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:51 am

Mick was dreaming about fishing...

woke up with a rod in his hand a jellyfish on his belly

what did you wake up with? Don't say I forgot what I went to bed with cause that is a cop-out

I'm married so i never forget Mick.