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by Cousin Strawberry
Sat May 09, 2026 5:31 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Other Sports....non hockey
Replies: 137
Views: 53147

Re: Other Sports....non hockey

Cuz, how often do you stand over the bowl to dunk your stream of piss and still miss the gimmee? Bet your wife loves the rebounds. If you just shoot at the backboard you're shooting at 100%...plus when you get to our age, taking a dump allows you to easily dunk your long balls in the cooling toilet ...
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat May 09, 2026 5:06 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Other Sports....non hockey
Replies: 137
Views: 53147

Re: Other Sports....non hockey

donlever wrote: Sat May 09, 2026 4:55 pm Yeah.....y'all r right...my bad...every player is a dogfucking 7 foot tall unathletic Gumby.

My bad.

Good talk.
We used to lower our hoop to 9' and play half court in Burnaby. We looked like Pippen and Jordan out there

(Less tanned though)
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat May 09, 2026 3:45 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Other Sports....non hockey
Replies: 137
Views: 53147

Re: Other Sports....non hockey

When you're 7' tall, tossing a big rubber bouncy ball into something 3 ' over your head doesn't seem so hard
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat May 09, 2026 11:11 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Replies: 160
Views: 5036

Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?

donlever wrote: Sat May 09, 2026 10:06 am Well...as noted several times on this board...Gold is highly respected around hockey circles and has been for some time.
So was JR :look:
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat May 09, 2026 8:41 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: AROUND THE LEAGUE - 25-26
Replies: 1290
Views: 380669

Re: AROUND THE LEAGUE - 25-26

Hoglnder and Mancini for McTavish? He was 3rd OA
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat May 09, 2026 8:40 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: The Petey Predicament
Replies: 812
Views: 212733

Re: The Petey Predicament

So what do we all do if the kid rebounds? We've been stringing him up for 2 years now and itll be a little awkward to throw any praise his way after that...
by Cousin Strawberry
Fri May 08, 2026 9:07 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Replies: 160
Views: 5036

Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?

I think RJ is already an AGM. I'm sure he's looking for something more than what he's doing and if Nashville is wanting him then he's gone
by Cousin Strawberry
Thu May 07, 2026 8:25 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2026 NHL Draft
Replies: 858
Views: 158482

Re: 2026 NHL Draft

It would be in the teams best interest to maximize return on Hronek this off season in my opinion. He's pretty well at peak trade value and has been healthy for long enough to forget his prior injury concerns. I'm moving him for as high a pick as possible in either this or next year's draft plus any ...
by Cousin Strawberry
Thu May 07, 2026 8:21 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: What We've Got (Looking Ahead With Current Contracts)
Replies: 72
Views: 1193

Re: What We've Got (Looking Ahead With Current Contracts)

Tciso wrote: Thu May 07, 2026 5:17 pm I'm not saying I wouldn't trade him for a 1st and a prospect
It would take trading him WITH a first and a prospect to offload that boat anchor
by Cousin Strawberry
Thu May 07, 2026 3:52 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2026 NHL Draft
Replies: 858
Views: 158482

Re: 2026 NHL Draft

As I said before, McKenna/Stenberg and even more so Malhotra are sea of ganlund guys with Nuge upside. Complimentry 1st line, decent second line potential. They may make the team next season either by earning a spot or forced into one and fans will oooooh and ahhhh. There is still alot of trash to ...
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed May 06, 2026 8:35 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Random Hockey Shit
Replies: 291
Views: 102319

Re: Random Hockey Shit

Have another doughnut
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed May 06, 2026 8:33 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: What We've Got (Looking Ahead With Current Contracts)
Replies: 72
Views: 1193

Re: What We've Got (Looking Ahead With Current Contracts)

What a depressing group of players holy hell.

There's 2/3 of 5/8 of fuck all to get a chub about
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed May 06, 2026 11:28 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Replies: 2652
Views: 608177

Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26

Why else cut to commercial right before the last ball. Even with the PIP, there was a flash where they engaged the AI
by Cousin Strawberry
Tue May 05, 2026 8:52 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Replies: 2652
Views: 608177

Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26

Megaterio Llamas wrote: Tue May 05, 2026 8:40 pm Looks to me like Mr Aquilini will be filling the POHO chair much like he did in the post Linden portion of the Benning era.

A return to a golden age. I'll be in my glory. :D
*Except during PNE week...all the Aquilinis are out there on the corners with signs to park on their back lawns
by Cousin Strawberry
Tue May 05, 2026 7:47 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
Replies: 284
Views: 7723

Re: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition

That McKinnon hit on Boldy...what an obliteration