Cuz, how often do you stand over the bowl to dunk your stream of piss and still miss the gimmee? Bet your wife loves the rebounds. If you just shoot at the backboard you're shooting at 100%...plus when you get to our age, taking a dump allows you to easily dunk your long balls in the cooling toilet ...

donlever wrote: ↑Sat May 09, 2026 4:55 pm Yeah.....y'all r right...my bad...every player is a dogfucking 7 foot tall unathletic Gumby.

My bad.

Good talk.

We used to lower our hoop to 9' and play half court in Burnaby. We looked like Pippen and Jordan out there

(Less tanned though)

When you're 7' tall, tossing a big rubber bouncy ball into something 3 ' over your head doesn't seem so hard

donlever wrote: ↑Sat May 09, 2026 10:06 am Well...as noted several times on this board...Gold is highly respected around hockey circles and has been for some time.

So was JR

Hoglnder and Mancini for McTavish? He was 3rd OA

So what do we all do if the kid rebounds? We've been stringing him up for 2 years now and itll be a little awkward to throw any praise his way after that...

I think RJ is already an AGM. I'm sure he's looking for something more than what he's doing and if Nashville is wanting him then he's gone

It would be in the teams best interest to maximize return on Hronek this off season in my opinion. He's pretty well at peak trade value and has been healthy for long enough to forget his prior injury concerns. I'm moving him for as high a pick as possible in either this or next year's draft plus any ...

Tciso wrote: ↑Thu May 07, 2026 5:17 pm I'm not saying I wouldn't trade him for a 1st and a prospect

It would take trading him WITH a first and a prospect to offload that boat anchor

As I said before, McKenna/Stenberg and even more so Malhotra are sea of ganlund guys with Nuge upside. Complimentry 1st line, decent second line potential. They may make the team next season either by earning a spot or forced into one and fans will oooooh and ahhhh. There is still alot of trash to ...

Have another doughnut

What a depressing group of players holy hell.

There's 2/3 of 5/8 of fuck all to get a chub about

Why else cut to commercial right before the last ball. Even with the PIP, there was a flash where they engaged the AI

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2026 8:40 pm Looks to me like Mr Aquilini will be filling the POHO chair much like he did in the post Linden portion of the Benning era.

A return to a golden age. I'll be in my glory.

*Except during PNE week...all the Aquilinis are out there on the corners with signs to park on their back lawns

That McKinnon hit on Boldy...what an obliteration