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by Uncle dans leg
Sun Aug 25, 2019 1:04 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 9740
Views: 827242

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

:lol:

Fuck me thats funny. I have to look that one up more often. Hes deadpan serious as fuck too. How does he not crack right up
by Uncle dans leg
Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:16 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 9740
Views: 827242

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Bill Guerin is slowly turning into rodney dangerfield

:wow:

He looks how blob feels this morning

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by Uncle dans leg
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:18 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: CC Random thread
Replies: 1645
Views: 144893

Re: CC Random thread

Topper wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:57 pm
Was there a Dutch boy on the space station sticking his finger in the dyke?
If they didnt fantasize about penises they wouldnt do each other with rubber versions of one
by Uncle dans leg
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:16 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News n Notes 2019-2020
Replies: 1129
Views: 28758

Re: Canucks News n Notes 2019-2020

I think they should randomly select a fan from the crowd each season and get them to pick a number to retire.
by Uncle dans leg
Sat Aug 24, 2019 5:38 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 9740
Views: 827242

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

I hate the peaceful hillbilly countryside, it’s like “wonderful this, trees there, lake here, dirt there, amazing. Now take me to the city where I can drink and eat and be merry in fine establishments with sexy waitresses” Thats why i married hot. Sexy coke skanks are cool and all but a hot babe ma...
by Uncle dans leg
Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:29 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: CC Random thread
Replies: 1645
Views: 144893

Re: CC Random thread

Do you pull out in space?
by Uncle dans leg
Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:53 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 9740
Views: 827242

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

$20 chimney.
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Your grill will be well over 500 in 15 minutes using these.
by Uncle dans leg
Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:20 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 9740
Views: 827242

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

I hate the peaceful hillbilly countryside, it’s like “wonderful this, trees there, lake here, dirt there, amazing. Now take me to the city where I can drink and eat and be merry in fine establishments with sexy waitresses” Thats why i married hot. Sexy coke skanks are cool and all but a hot babe ma...
by Uncle dans leg
Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:15 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News n Notes 2019-2020
Replies: 1129
Views: 28758

Re: Canucks News n Notes 2019-2020

RoyalDude wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:58 am
Uncle dans leg wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:17 am
RoyalDude wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:07 am
Benning loves drafting goalies

Gillis - only Cannata in 6 drafts
Time to let go now tho buds. Its not so interesting anymore
I’m not doing it to be interesting.
Ok...time to graduate from this therapy program
by Uncle dans leg
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:34 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 9740
Views: 827242

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

My salmonbelly days had me loving west along the olympic penn then south to the oregon beaches. Why go to other monkeyhive clusterfucks? Seething hordes with different backgrounds.

Aim for wildernesses and places devoid of the filth of humanity
by Uncle dans leg
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:17 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News n Notes 2019-2020
Replies: 1129
Views: 28758

Re: Canucks News n Notes 2019-2020

RoyalDude wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:07 am
Benning loves drafting goalies

Gillis - only Cannata in 6 drafts
Benning is adept at drafting and gillis sucked balls.

Probably the #1 reason one is still here even though he hasnt made the postsean in in 4

Time to let go now tho buds. Its not so interesting anymore
by Uncle dans leg
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:14 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 9740
Views: 827242

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Not sure, I’m in Portland nursing a hangover getting irritable cause no one here knows what a fucking Caesar is, while Blobbee is in treatment sucking back vitamin B-12’s riding the stationary bike in those spandex he keeps going on about, saying to himself “I can’t do this without drugs and booze ...
by Uncle dans leg
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:00 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Trade rumours & armchair pipe dreams 19-20 Sponsored by SKYO
Replies: 347
Views: 9394

Re: Trade rumours & armchair pipe dreams 19-20 Sponsored by SKYO

RoyalDude wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:58 am
Schallsy is a bum, throw him to the curb
Why not see how his camp goes. He used to play with some jam. Maybe he had trouble with the new team or something
by Uncle dans leg
Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:59 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 9740
Views: 827242

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

Dudes buying it already cooked out of the trunk of damonberrymans bonnys belair down the end of Powell st Just flash a C-not at Damon and say "Blow and a blowie". Or so I've heard. :look: DBM slings nickel bags not brownies doc. He keeps them in his lower lip Dime Bag Duder Only on payday. He scrap...
by Uncle dans leg
Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:53 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Trade rumours & armchair pipe dreams 19-20 Sponsored by SKYO
Replies: 347
Views: 9394

Re: Trade rumours & armchair pipe dreams 19-20 Sponsored by SKYO

Nobody’s giving up a pick for Schaller. They really liked him in Boston, I could see them floating a late rounder our way if they need a depth piece or injury relief. May require salary retention though. Why not see if he comes to camp ready to work for his cake. The guy was part of a pretty good p...