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Strangelove wrote: ↑Sun Nov 07, 2021 2:25 pm Hey man we never determined for sure what caused my johnson to turn orange!

Spray tan in a can?! (At least that’s what OD did)

Strangelove wrote: ↑Sun Nov 07, 2021 2:08 pm

Arachnid wrote: ↑Sun Nov 07, 2021 10:18 am The deep thought and discourse for Doc to masterbate to?!

We call that dink-yarding now...

https://youtu.be/q3esGD6lcMM



I think it might be SchMickey in there, same teeth

Brendan Batchelor @BatchHockey Lines at morning skate for the Canucks Pearson-Horvat-Höglander Miller-Pettersson-Boeser Podkolzin-Dickinson-Garland Dowling-Lammikko-Bailey OEL-Myers Hughes-Poolman Hunt-Hamonic Extras: Chiasson, Petan, Motte, Burroughs Luke Schenn is absent Jesus help us I always th...

I missed the while Trump thing on here…. Wotta waste! I’ll summarize 5 yrs then. Love him! Best thing to ever happen to Amerika (and the world) . Bring on the demagogues like Rome did (read yer fack’n history book kids with fin regards to empires and viruses, we’re not all that original, we rinse an...

Tell me your double shoted so I don’t have to come into the bush with my Spidey exoskeleton transformer suit and inject you with its phallic-like needle in the arse muscle (you’ll be sore for days…..days I tells youse!!!!!! :mrgreen: ) :lol: Clearly, Topper is not on top of things… https://melmagaz...

It's easy to imagine some 'big conspiracy' against all of us pawns - and impossible to prove, so it will be always be in our thoughts. Isn't it just that rich people need poor people to do their work? Much easier to explain. When corporations can write the laws that affect their industry, then you ...

Since when did my awesome thread descend into a glorified TikTok hole ?! :devil: Where’s all the great tune recommendation lists by Chief Bi BD?! The deep thought and discourse for Doc to masterbate to?! *loses interest and goes over to turn on his streaming flac service* http://www8.radioparadise.c...

A lot of pregnant women have abstained from getting vaccinated out of fear that the vaccine could hurt their unborn child. This is a legitimate concern. There’s a history of new medicines hitting the market that later turn out to have harmful effects on a foetus if taken during pregnancy. As we get...

Staged, even pilots aren't that big of twats. :lol: I love pilots <3 I’ve convinced 3 cowards to get vaccinated now. True stories, I’ll post about them later… things of beauty (I’m such a goddamn mannippleater). Tell me your double shoted so I don’t have to come into the bush with my Spidey exoskel...

Spidey - our resident ray of sunshine... :D I'm still attempting to recall the hyper-intellectual and advanced analytics posting(s) our friendly neighborhood Arachnida refers to. Perhaps those offerings were made during my hiatus? Would that be true my little joint legged invertebrate? Ummmm yeah D...

Spidey - our resident ray of sunshine... :D I thought that was Jagpreet WootWootHooot! :D Thanks Corny! The rebuild is over. We got rid of the dead weight (Erickison, Roussel, Beagle, Virtanen, Gaudette). We all agree and like the players on this team. I haven’t read anyone find a scapegoat yet (ex...

It’s called missing the last 30 games of last season due to a nagging injury, and missing a good portion of training camp Settle the fuck down everyone Eggsactamundo my North Shore mafioso…you can tell his confidence and strength is not there yet. It will get stronger….like the force…in me… :look:

So how are we do’n in the post-HockeyGauds Hobey Baker and Shot Gun Jake era?! It’s funny to see the fickle Van fans on here ready to quit on the team already. I gots news for ya…it’s fucking raining on a Sunday and there ain’t a hell of a lot else to do… There was a time, back in the day I ran thes...

So this Demko kid is looking like he might not be too bad eh..... Yeah, I'm not gay, but if I were... You’d go 4 holes? :lol: :look: That and SO much more!! :blush: Yeah but sadly, I'm not... That is sad Doc, and such a waste, youda made a great flamer… Not that there’s anything wrong with being a ...